Damn It Peter... Im Already Hot And Sweaty I Didnt Need This

Damn it Peter... I’m already hot and sweaty I didn’t need this

Loving Care

❛ pairing | harald x reader

❛ type | drabble

❛ summary | after harald comes home humiliated by the family of Ragnar, he faces his new wife bitter. this story references the story of Helgi, killer of Hunding, and Sigrun– but with Harald taking the appropriate role.

❛  warnings | reference to rape

❛ sy’s notes | it begins.

Harald knows that he is no longer of young age. Soon, Odin might take him, if he were lucky. If he weren’t, it would be this cyclical madness that knew no end. He throws his crown on the table as he walks into the cabin he shared with his wife.

He seizes the back of his chair knowing he was fucked yet again, knowing he was tired as he always was. At least, when it came to Ragnar’s legacy.

“You’re home,” a soft whisper comes from the back of his home. He grumbles under his breath, reminded by what had happened before his brisk escape from Kattegat. Lagertha’s touch. He barely leers to the side, just enough that he could see your bare feet on the cool floor. His lip wrinkles inward.

“I’m home.”

Home– in Vestfold. “And what did you accomplish?”

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Hey! Can I please have a male Viking ship? I'm a 5'1 curvy girl, with brown/blue short hair, with a dragon tattoo on my back. I'm INFJ, Hufflepuff, I love to swim, gardening, drawing and dancing. I can pull a conversation with almost any person. I'm a little touch starved. Summer>winter, the sun powers me up. I love shoving homemade food to people I like, and I tend to speak to much when excited about something. I love horror movies, and I don't give a sh*t about what people think about me.

- #Couple Goals 

- You both bounce off each other well.

- He loves it when you cook. When he tries to cook is goes up in flames.

- He likes that you don’t care what other people think about you. Your confidence is a definite turn on.

My anonymous question is - what character and what trope would you like to find yourself with?

Easy!!! King Harald and forbidden love. I am the daughter of his enemy and we become close, obviously fall in love and I flee with him to Norway. I haven’t thought about this at all😬

Rad question anonymous. Thank you.

Excerpt from chapter four of “Killing Me Softly”

“Nuts? You must be hungry.” Harald said offering the sack of food. Looking at her pallid face and the dark circles under her eyes, he thought she must be tired after all she had gone through. 

“Yes thank you”, her hand just missing his. It was almost like the touch would burn her to ashes.  It was the same for all the women he wanted. Ellsif, like the goddess Sól, her sunlight would never reach him. She broke her promise for some Jarl, and only he would feel her warmth and bask in her sunlight. Ten years of life wasted for someone who would never love him.

This christian princess was not like Ellsif. Aethelswith,  she was like the sea, someone that you could drown in. Eyes like ice-cold waves that would overturn a ship. A storm raged inside her, he could see that clearly when she threatened Halfdan. Now she was just still, silent, and sorrowful. Just like no one can control when the sun shines, no one can control when the sea rages or when it gives you blessings.

I am a fool to fall for a girl less than half my age, and a christian no less. We will never be together. We are destined for different lives. Harald thought moving away from her.

Who do you think is gonna be king of Kattegat? 😈

Unless that boat is not for Björn, I have a feeling that Harald will become king. Of course that’s not taking in characters we haven’t seen into the equation.