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Y/N: Krueger, muru, come here for a second

Krueger: I wonder what that means... I bet it means bear

König: We could look through the translator

Krueger: I don't know how that's spelled, do you?

König: Use the voice function!

Moments later

Krueger: What do you mean it means crumb?!

König: Dove... ☺️

krueger is a little crumb to me tbh,,, hes the little one that falls from ur food and lands on u and it looks like it disappeared so u can never find it but in reality ts clung to u secretly

Mfs (me) will look at a beautiful 6'10 Austrian man and call him "pulu" (dove) without even thinkin' about it

König deserves to be called pulu I think

Oooh KorTac operators but they've got a buddy whose language none of them speak, and said buddy takes full advantage and calls them cutesy nicknames

Until one of them has had enough and finds out Kruger is "crumb", Horangi is "dear" and Nikto... whooboy Nikto is "golden bird"

I hope you don't mind the mild rambling- I just want to call the scary guys cute nicknames

KRUEGER BEING CRUMB IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER NOW. 😭😭😭😭 ohh my god anon i LOVE these

Nikto but he has this weird thing where he specifically attracts german/austrian mfers and no one can tell why. He’s just crack to them. He’s got König and Krueger on his hip 24/7 w/o a care

(based off a friend who is literally coke for italian guys and we havent been able to figure oht why LMAO)

im a firm believer in

hairy ass mf: soap/price

cannot grow body/face hair for the life of them: ghost/gaz

🖤 Best Simon "Ghost" Riley Fics On Tumblr 🖤

Part One • Part Two • Part Three • Part Four

Fluff

° Cuddlebug [Fluff] ~ @saltycurry

Angst / Hurt/Comfort

Emergency Contact [Fluff]

Under the Surface

° Reassurance

↳ @mockerycrow

° Painless Bruises

Anyone but Her [Fluff]

A cracked and fissured door

↳ @tacticaldiary

° Shattered Hopes ~ @qtboni

Daddy's gonna buy you a mocking bird [Fluff] ~ @babygirl-riley

Simon ~ @rowarn

° Drabble ~ @starstruckmiraclekitty

Survivors Guilt ~ @colonelarr0w

Trauma-Rooted Behaviors ~ @niktosillies

Smut

Simon Says ~ @miniwheat77

Simon Riley ~ @hyperfixatesnwrites

Coming Home [fluff] ~ @grippingbeskar

Blood was it's Avatar [Angst] ~ @halcyone-of-the-sea

Pepsi Cola [Fluff?] ~ @callmemickey

Challenge ~ @fallenneziah

Sweet thing [Fluff/Angst] ~ @qwimchii

On the Seventh day ~ @ohcaptains

So they know your mine ~ @konigenblobbity

Insecure Partner ~ @groguspicklejar

Hallowed by Your Hands ~ @centaurisolarflare

Drabble ~ @whateveriwant

Misc

Never Going Back Again [Series] ~ @barefoothighlander

Ménage [Series] ~ @lilywastaken

Simonsdoll [Masterlist] ~ @simonsdoll

Comforting [Series] ~ @fictionalslvr

Light On [Series] ~ @peachesofteal

Coffee Shop [Series] ~ @sinkovia

Double Date - Double Down [OneShot] ~ @swordsandholly

I saw someone on Twitter say that their masks wouldn't let them kiss. Tragic.

Credits to that tweet : @Mowhawkmactavish

It breaks my heart how some people don't know how much information they are missing out on in the games.

Did you know Gaz specializes in interrogation, not Ghost or Price, Gaz.

Did you know the first mission of the original first game is cannon to Soap? Did you know that not only did he lock a mp in the trunk of a car. Which we all know, but also that while on patrol when they were attacked and the machine gun malfunctioned. So Soap stripped the weapon and reassembled it before firing 150 single shots, re-cocking the gun for every round. And claimed Any and all of his comrades would have done the same thing?

Did you know All Gillied up is still canon and MacMillan still owes Price a favor presumably? Did you know MacMillan was still cannon? That also means Imran Zakhaev is still alive?

There are so many things people just don't know and it breaks my heart because these are some of my favorite fun facts.

(check comments for more)

reblog if used.

maybe you should write some of your fucking own instead of complaining :D

oooohhh the anons are mad todayyyy

like why are u getting mad that i’m pointing out that fanfic is written for cishet white women? Why are you getting upset that i’m bringing attention to the fact trans people are fetishized or not included in writing spaces? Why are you mad that i’m pointing out how writers auto-write for white readers and how PoC are not properly represented in writing spaces?

sounds like lil anon here mightt have a condition that ends in -phobic or -ist

hey is it just me or yall seem to be comfortable writing gay content w/ trans man readers, however refuse to write lesbian content with trans woman readers.

the community (cough) always seems more comfortable fetishizing trans men (cough) and judgmental towards trans women / not fully recognizing them as women bcus of their genitalia

The cod fandom has a big problem with strong women, there are writers who always describe female readers as weak, afraid to standing up to toxicity and for themselves and honestly I am so fed up with this.

SOFTNESS IS NOT WEAKNESS, people who are soft can be also very strong and very capable of standing up for themselves and I am honestly so fed up with this, write more about angry readers who are not afraid to let them know they fucked up, write about misunderstood readers, write about women WHO KNOW THEIR WORTH FOR CHRIST’S SAKE.

in response to ur most recent post; holy fuck ur so right

not many ppl say this and when they do, everyone (and by everyone i mean the cishet white women) freaks the fuck out

cishet white women dni ✋🏽🚫

have a good day :3

Youre real as hell anon <3 only those who arent cishet white women will get it

and so what if i said fanfiction mainly caters to Cishet white skinny women

And how fanfiction tends to exclude anyone whos non-white, not skinny, nonbinary/masculine-aligned identities, and non-straight ppl.

Bear 💪🐻

04/07/23

sizes in order from smallest to largest

Soap

Ghost

Gaz

Price

and no, theyd probably not be 8+ inches or anything like that. And König would def not have a 10 incher.

Body positivity not only includes hair, but also appreciating realistic sizes

ongoing sentences? tf u mean it’s bad, the sentence goes on as long as i need it to.

cw: post sex scenario-ish, nikto x fem implied! reader, drunken sex implied, idk what else. might marry this man

The worst part was after the sex. Your memories of last night were probably a blur. And for Nikto, well, he'd never let himself be so vulnerable as to forget a night spent with something as sweet as you. When you had first approached Nikto, he wondered if you realized how hideous and ravaged he was.​

Didn't have the time to pull his face mask up when you trotted over, begging for a night with him. He wondered if sober you, the one buried against his sternum, would remember the rough texture of his countless scars, of the mutilated bits of his body - if you would wake up with fear, screaming for him to get out.

Yet you never gave him the chance to cower - hide away his trauma branded flesh. Somehow your grip so strong, fingers curled into his own. A python-like death grip wrapped around his left leg with both of yours. Naked. His shirt.

Oh fuck.

Realization was really hitting when he felt your soft, elongated sigh against his jaw, lips rubbing the scarred texture of his skin. The fascinating texture you couldn't get your cold fingers off of last night, even when he let you flip positions, in hopes it would lessen this touchy, needy state of yours. Nikto only achieved the opposite. You grasped at his fingers for support, hips rolling as you whimpered, letting him muffle your explicit sounds with his finger tips pressing to your lips, mesmerized by how effortlessly soft your skin was.

He was staring at you like he loved you.

And maybe you were just really drunk, lost by the feeling of his cock bruising your pretty cunt just to break entrance; followed by far too many orgasms to clear through the spilled word dictionaries in your brain. Whatever it was, you drew to a reckless conclusion. You slurred a kiss into his palm, whispering how much you loved him. A soft prayer he would stay until you woke up because he was just “so fucking hot” and you “wanted to make out with him again.”

Didn’t even fight back when he just shushed you and hid your face in his chest, desperate to not let you feel the boiling heat that surfaced in his face.

Too much for an exhausted man like himself. Couldn't stop himself from wrapping his arms around you, relishing in your sweet scent with the hint of smoke from the incense you burned. Smoke used to terrify Nikto, remind him of harsher times. Would make his heart throb and his body tremble - and yet the scent from you made him want to trace the vertebrae of your spine until you swatted at him like a small, feral cat.

The rigid sensation his dry fingertips mapped made the loud thoughts in his head blur away - even if just momentarily. The several voices which once ran rampant and rebellious within his darkest mind caverns had finally slowed. A single thought running through his mind as he curled the soft locks of your hair between his finger tips, tightening the grip and watching it feather down.

"How soft."

Not realizing Nikto had spoken his thoughts aloud, he was genuinely surprised when you finally stirred awake, a curious gaze in your eyes and a groggy "mhm?" making it's way out of your sigh. Poor man, cuddling you like you had his family in a room downstairs, eyes wide with fright, and his heart beat picked up pace. It surprised you, confused you, yet you just did your best not to scare the wild man that bubbled in his mind.

Buried your face back into his chest, kissing against his soft muscle. Biting a soft, pink hickey that flushed easily and licking away your own drool. Eyes glancing up from behind your lashes as you felt his body settle just a bit. Maybe if you were a little less in love with the big muscles and puppy, blue eyes, you would've taken his secure tighten around your body as a sign that he was about to dedicate his entire life to you. But you didn't - just let your eyes flutter shut and let your head plop back between his muscled breasts.

tagging friends :)) @yandere-kokeshi @kettlemouse @babybimbo777

D:

Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley hcs except theyre all about trauma-rooted behaviors:

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who refuses to ever have kids, insists that his bloodline should end with him, and doesn’t want any generational trauma being passed down through his mistakes

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who distances himself from close friends if he feels like they’re growing bored of him/dislike him (even if they don’t)

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who can’t sleep at night and has to take melatonin (except he built up a tolerance, so not even that works

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who’s partially haphephobic / germaphobic as a result of his trauma. It’ll take a long time before he let’s someone sleep in his bed, it feels like itching underneath his skin, constant discomfort with the idea of anyone in his room for too long

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley, who’s extremely territorial about his space + things. Will not leave anything outside his room because if it gets touched or moved without his knowledge, his brain will have a melt down

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who copes with his trauma through humor. Although his jokes are particularly dark, he feels like it’s the only way to get people to like him, by being a jokester

-Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley who tends to zone out with people he’s comfortable with (takes a lot of time to get to that level with him tho)

the CEO of tumblr is a zionist

and where do u see me endorsing ppl to make tumblr accs?

The whole fic-locking thing is bad because it’s forcing people to make accounts for AO3, a website known for silencing pro-palestine content.

Absolutely no one is using lore.fm when it’s a broken website. We’ll be sticking to ao3

1. Lore.fm isnt a website like ao3, it’s an AI app that takes fics off ao3 to make ‘audible ao3 fics’

2. I am in no way endorsing lore.fm, in fact i’m strongly against it

3. Ao3 is run by zionists who actively silence pro-palestine content, even if it’s just a bio, but will allow zionist propaganda on their website.

get a grip

ill get a grip on niktos fat dick howzabout that

https://www.tumblr.com/niktosillies/751039744939622400/atp-i-might-block-anyone-who-locks-their-fics

im so glad im not the only one who was annoyed by this

i think its genuinely so shitty honestly.

“Instead of opting out of this AI voiceover thing, i’m going to lock all of my fics behind a website that supports zionism. Oh and if you’ve been a fan of me for a while, good luck reading them, because it can take months to get an account!”

good luck, babe:

fem/nonbinary reader x valeria angst