I Mean.I Have One Chat Called Crotch Goblins Of Lake Erie But Nobody Says Anything In It Anymore

I mean….I have one chat called “Crotch Goblin’s of Lake Erie” but nobody says anything in it anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I'm not going to format this prompt properly, mostly because I know I'd be tempted to just write it myself (and then we'd have 10k words of plot). But I've been thinking — what if we had Sterek, with Stiles as Barry Allen and Derek as Bruce Wayne? Flash/Batman.

Scott could be Superman. Allison most definitely would fit the role of Wonder Woman. Maybe, just maybe, Isaac would make a good Aquaman. Lydia as Poison Ivy, a reluctant ally to the four of them.

Things I dread thinking about? Peter Hale as the joker. Seriously. Nightmare fuel. But it'd work, probably. And Erica would obviously be Catwoman—it'd be illegal for her to take anyone else's role. I'm not sure about Boyd.

Think about Laura and Cora, too; they could both be robins, I think that'd be awesome. Laura had originally planned to be Batman herself, but she gave Derek the opportunity, instead. They're all mourning the death of their mother, Talia, who Peter had killed. Gives them a reason to have a rivalry with their Uncle, unfortunately, but also? You can't tell me it wouldn't work. And ... if Laura's the first robin to die, the blame is certainly not on me.

And also. Barry's storyline just.. matches up so well with Stiles'. Not to say that Derek doesn't have mad Bruce vibes(and no, I don't mean the Bruce who's an awful father, full offense) at some points in Teen Wolf, but Stiles really does have the power to be someone like Barry; like the Flash, and I rock with it.

Honestly, we could also give Gerard the role of Luthor's father. And then have Kate be Lex, if we want to twist around the lore, there. There's a lot of characters, a lot of potential, and it works.

And imagine the dynamic — Stiles is this sarcastic bundle of joy, all jokes and then seriousness when it comes to self sacrifice and saving lives. Derek has no idea how to not be a broody, selfless but somewhat of an asshole guy, and they run eachother in circles with disagreements, remarks, pining; it takes a life ruining moment for them to finally bite the bullet and say, I'm in love with you. Derek is in awe of Stiles. Stiles is in awe of Derek. The world is in slow motion. The Speed Force wraps itself around the two of them, ironically, in a near affectionate matter. They learn how to be better people together. Isn't that great?

And, well. Seriously, who doesn't want a DC/TW crossover? Angst meets angst, pining goes overboard, we get to see all kinds of broodiness as adults try to settle their trauma. You know.

Thank you for your time.

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Y'all bitches need to recognize

There is VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THE SUSPECT who was not the man they KILLED. But based on a car they were able to say “we think the suspect lives here” and from what I know the murder was in mid January and they killed this 22 year old innocent man in early February. They had time to verify if they had the right guy, and they just didn’t. Also you KNOW that if Amir Locke was a white man everybody with the 2nd amendment profile pictures would be freaking the fuck out, because Amir, from what I understand was a law abiding, legal gun carrying American. But have any of them said anything? Cause I haven’t seen it if they have.

No one is fucking talking about it but another black man was killed by the same police department that killed George Floyd they killed him 9 seconds after entering his apartment. No knock warrants are fucking bullshit. He was wrapped in his blanket he was innocent they had the wrong address there is body can cottage you cannot fucking deny this bullshit.

This is being hushed up and covered up and I cannot believe it took me until TODAY, SIX DAYS AFTER IT HAPPENED to find out about it.

Everyone should be talking about this shit.

All the BLM protests and here we are again. We cannot let a single one of these slide because that's how nothing changes and that's how innocent people are being killed at the hands of assholes who are happy to pull the trigger without hesitation. I'm so fucking upset right now and so should you be.

EDIT: THE ORIGINAL POST SAID NINE MINUTES I MEANT TO SAY NINE SECONDS