Alastor Has A Cat AU

Alastor has a cat AU

Forget all the romantic relationship AUs trying to make Alastor softer and more empathetic. Give him a cat that's just as messed up as he is to achieve similar results.

The cat is still cursed. It ate its owner when they died and no one checked up on the person who owned it for a bit too long. That's how it ended up in Hell. In it's afterlife the cat appears in Canibal Town. Coincidentally, the cat's new form in Hell has made its fur the same color as Alastor's hair.

Alastor kills someone on his way to meet up with Rosie and leaves the body behind as he doesn't want to make her wait on him. The cat takes advantage of that and eats it. From then on the cat decides that Alastor is its new keeper as he fed it like its previous owner had.

The cat keeps following him until it ends up at Rosie's Emporium. There it sneaks in and accidentally interrupts Alastor and Rosie's conversation. Rosie has just made a small comment on Alastor's AroAce status as a joke (which of course he doesn't get) and then the cat approaches and rubs against Alastor's chair. Rosie finds their similarities funny and says something like: "Oh, and it seems you have a little ally there, hello little one!"

And from then on the cat has followed Alastor ever since. Alastor never manages to get rid of it and Rosie decides to name it, since he wouldn't. She calls it Ally, much to Alastor's chagrin and protests.

Turns out the cat has some powers which it uses to hunt its chosen prey and Alastor finds it amusing enough to stop trying to chase it off.

Alastor actually gets attached to the cat, so when Ally is threatened, whomever did that dies or learns to regret it really fast.

For some reason Ally sees Husk more as a pigeon than another cat and tries to hunt him whenever it can. Husk thinks Ally is scarier than Alastor himself. Angel finds that funny since Ally actually likes him well enough.

Ally loves Charlie. And for some reason it loves Lucifer too. Which gets on Alastor's nerves to a ridiculous degree. But because he couldn't make Ally hate him, Alastor and Lucifer begrudgingly start to get along if only for Charlie and Ally's sake.

Vox tries to make fun of Alastor and his new companion but ends up with an arm less for it. And it wasn't Alastor that took it.

Alastor leaves Ally with Angel for a day (since he knows for a fact that Angel is capable of taking care of an animal) to do some overlord business, and Angel takes Ally to work with him when he's called in unexpectedly.

Valentino tries abusing Angel but Ally just casually rips off his wings and eats them. Angel escapes before he has to deal with the fallout.

Why is the cat so powerful? Idk maybe due to its proximity to Alastor.

Anyway, Angel may not be able to leave the contract with Valentino but now Ally always follows him to work. Valentino is now just as terrified as Husk is. Nothing with visible wings seems to be safe from Alastor's cursed cat.

Alastor gets annoyed with how his cat seems to never be around anymore and goes to see what makes it go with Angel so often. Angel ends up explaining the situation and Alastor begrudgingly decides that killing Valentino and getting his cat back would be the lesser evil, and so he does and Angel gets his soul back as a direct result of that.

Alastor wears Ally as a scarf if only to have Ally bite anyone who dares seek physical contact with him without his express permission.

Nifty still ends up killing Adam, but Ally is the one who gets a taste first. Ally brings Adam's body to Alastor like a present and Alastor finds out that angel blood might just be able to heal angel caused wounds.

(Lucifer might also help at Charlie's behest and also Ally's crazed but "adorable" (to him) eyes.)

I have sooo many questions about Hell's ecosystem in Hazbin

You know... All those different people coming from all those different generations and walks of life... Does Hell have different eras? Did they ever have a Renaissance of their own? Any holidays created that only exist there? Any events they would deem "historical" or worth remembering (even in a place like Hell)?

Like "Hey, there was this crazy crack of an overlord a while back who had a ton of influence. He decided to theme the entirety of Pentagram City based on his obsession with dodos. Yeah, he was taken down a few years later, but we no longer talk about the dodo incident of 1925."

Also, all the different circles of Hell are like their own seperate countries. They can't really go to war with each other (or can they?) even if they were really motivated to. You know, because of their different ideas of what's "good" and "normal" (for Hell anyway). They're all suffering but they have different values. The Wrath ring will value different things compared to the Gluttony ring, for example.

Do cultures intermingle? Since hellborn can travel throughout all rings without repercussions? Does someone take the time to write about all the differences? Do they exchange books? Is there a library?

On that note, what about sinners from one ring only? If homophobes and lgbtq+ activists end up in the same place, do they form different factions that war with each other? Like gang wars of some sort? Or do they accept they would have to live with each other real fast before the horrors of Hell kill them all for the second time?

What about the many Christians in hell? When they end up in there and start denying that they belong there - it would become such a common occurrence people would probably give them a meme name like Karen is irl. Like "Ugh, a Jeez/Chris came in my bar today. Kicked up a right fuss, well, more than usual. The residents at least liked the show, laughed the dude right out the doors!"

And so many, many other things like that.

Darker times will come and go

Times you need to see her smile

And mothers' hearts are warm and mild

I would rather feel this world through the skin of a child

—AURORA; Through the Eyes of a Child

The fluff arc , my legacy

I wrote a love letter to my hot butch lesbian crush covered in my lipstick kisses and sprayed with my perfume. Sappho herself can strike me down and I would not fucking care because as a femme I WAS BUILT TO DO THIS