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Mortal Kombat AU: Zoey (UPDATE)

=SUBSECTION/Basics=

~Name: Zoey

~Real Name: Zoey Kilduff

~Age: 28

~Sex: Female

~Gender: Female

~Height: 5’10” (177.8 CM)

~Weight: 135 lbs (61.2 kg)

~Occupation: Assassin; Kahn Guard (former); Black Dragon assassin

~Outstanding Marks: Tattoos on the left side of the arm, demon right arm, a large demonic deer skull tattoo on her back

=SUBSECTION/MK Specifics=

~Race: Demi-Demon

~Origin Realm: Unknown, possibly Earthrealm

~Resident Realm: Earthrealm

~Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

~Allies: Kano, Kabal, Erron Black, Reptile, D’Vorah (more rivalry than actual ally), Kotal Kahn, Ermac

~Foes: Mileena, Shao Kahn, Reiko, Baraka

~Powers/Abilities: Shadowmancy

~Faction: Black Dragon

=SUBSECTION/Biography=

Daughter of a human mother and demon sorcerer father, Zoey Kilduff endured a life of hell as a younger child before her mother narrowly escaped his grasp and fled to Outworld. The girl was “rescued” by the Kahn of Outworld Kotal but could not save her mother from her father’s rampage.

Zoey spent her years training under Kotal Kahn as an assassin for the Kahn Guard, yet the Kahn feared the girl would be outed one day for being a demi-demon. So far, no one in Outworld suspected she was even a demi-demon, to begin with, and he was grateful; until she accidentally revealed her lifelong secret to his people.

After being outed, the young assassin had to cover her right arm in fear that she would attack others with her powers. She could not stand being sidelined for so long that when Kotal Kahn started partnering with Kano and the Black Dragon, she took an interest in the group and began talking with him in private about joining. Much talk and negotiation have led to Zoey leaving the Kahn guard for the safety of the Osh-Tek and Outworld and became the Black Dragon’s deadliest assassin, and biggest weapon.

=SUBSECTION/Ending=

MK 11 Ending

“Now tha’ Ah d’feated Kronika, now wha’? Well. Ah looked through th’ sands o’ time, rewound it so tha’ Ah coul’ see m’ mother again. Bu’ e’rytime I did, it was all th’ same. Now Ah normally dun b’lieve in shit li’e detiny, bu’... tha’s wha it felt like. I knew then wha’ I wanted t’ do. D’stroyin’ th’ Keep an’ sinkin’ th’ Hourglass was th’ only way t’ ensure no one else coul’ find it er use it. It’s fer th’ best of ev’ryone…”

=SUBSECTION/Fatalities & Brutalities=

~In Ya Go! (Fatality): Zoey throws or kicks the opponent into a shadow portal that leads to a pit of demonic monsters that will eat them alive

~Hungry (Fatality): Zoey transforms into a demon and eats the opponent alive

~Punt! (Brutality): Zoey slices the opponent’s head off and kicks the head like a football

~Marking You (Brutality): Zoey uses her demon arm to hack at the opponent, causing them to bleed profoundly

~ Monstrosity (Brutality): Zoey rams the opponent at a wall and impales them with a horn

=SUBSECTION/Dialogue=

Zoey: "So is dis yer way o’ flirtin’, love?"

Kano: "Haha, only fer you, my love."

Zoey: "Only you, ye braw~”

Zoey: “Now wha’ kinda bullshite are ye wan’in’ from me, Johnny?”

Johnny Cage: “Just thankful you didn’t pull a Rosemary’s Baby on me.”

Zoey: Wha' th' fuck is "rosemary's baby"?

Johnny Cage: "This reminds me of a joke..."

Zoey: "You're entire life?"

Johnny Cage: "Not gonna lie, that was pretty good."

Sub-Zero: "Move aside, shadow bender."

Zoey: "You can't freeze a shadow."

Sub-Zero: "I only need to freeze you "

Zoey: "Oh great Kung Lao... "

Kung Lao: "You seem unhappy to see me."

Zoey: "Ah'm unhappy Shaolin monks 're celibate."

Zoey: "You beat Shang Tsung an' Shao Khan?"

Liu Kang: "Indeed I did."

Zoey: "Teach me how!"

Zoey: “Huh. Same powers!”

Noob Saibot: “I am not looking for a pale imitation of myself.”

Zoey: Not... really the answer I was looking for, but close enough.

Zoey: "Yer Johnny's daughter?"

Cassie: “Figure that out by yourself, or you used flashcards?”

Zoey: "Ah totally see it now."

Submitted by: Anonymous

Confession:  People shouldn’t bring personal problems or political shit into apex just to make people hate Caustic. Cause it makes the people who like the character uncomfortable. {{ If this isn’t an okay confession thats okay <3 }}

I don’t take only confessions. I take opinions too. Pretty much anything to do with Apex Legends so long as it’s not racist, homophobic, etc. However what you say is true imo. Caustic is in no way tied to whatever political problems there are, however, personal problems can be a different story. There are some characters (in other games/tv shows) that I personally dislike because they resemble/act similar to people that have hurt me in the past. But I didn’t try to force my personal dislike of these characters on others. So I believe you are correct in saying this. Personally I love Caustic, and nobody’s personal or political issues with him are gonna stop me from doing it. :)

So this started as a joke between me and @lazulizard and then it became a real thing like all good jokes do. Some formal ‘pin up’ maskless Octane for all your punky needs. I was planning on making this a magazine cover but I think it looks fine as is. I was going for those pictures where it has contrasting colours in the highlights and shadows but subtly.

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