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Wait what?

You either know or you don’t

oof owie his bones

Aha! I knew actual stats/backstory/profile/whatever images existed as BL2 promotional material but I hadn’t seen them in years and I finally tracked them down!

Official ages (and planets of origin bc that interests me I guess) of all Borderlands Vault Hunters:

BRICK: 36 as of BL2 (31 in BL1; 41 in BL3) / homeworld: Menoetius

LILITH: 27 as of BL2 (22 in BL1; 32 in BL3) / homeworld: Dionysus

MORDECAI: 39 as of BL2 (34 in BL1; 44 in BL3) / homeworld: Artemis

ROLAND: 34 as of BL2 (29 in BL1; would have been 39 in BL3) / homeworld: Promethea (which has unofficially been confirmed as a location in BL3)

AXTON: 26 as of BL2 (would’ve been 21 in BL1; 31 in BL3) / homeworld: Hieronymus

MAYA: 25 as of BL2 (would’ve been 20 in BL1; 30 in BL3) / homeworld: Athenas (really, you’re gonna just add an S to this one?)

SALVADOR: 36 as of BL2, same as Brick (would’ve been 31 in BL1; 41 in BL3) / homeworld: Pandora

ZER0: age unknown / homeworld unknown

GAIGE: 18 as of BL2 (would’ve been 13 in BL1; 23 in BL3) / homeworld: Eden 5

KRIEG: age unknown / homeworld: Hera. I can’t actually find an “official” one of these (this looks like a fanwork to me?), but the information is accurate.

And, surprisingly, there’s a Captain Scarlett one as well

CAPTAIN SCARLETT: 29 as of BL2 (would’ve been 24 in BL1; 34 in BL3) / homeworld: Eunomia

So, what did we learn?

A lot of Greek gods, mostly. Also that Mordecai is old as balls.

No one:

Motherfucking Julian Devorak: