I Think Im Gonna Start Gaslighting People Into Thinking Im A Figment Of Their Imagination Then Just Disappear

I think I’m gonna start gaslighting people into thinking I’m a figment of their imagination then just disappear into the woods never to be seen again

I’ve decided going apeshit is ok. wanna swim in the fountain at a public park? go for it! wanna trash a Walmart with no repercussions? just hope you’re fast! wanna throw shit at people? hide in a tree and get a good vantage point!

if i were an omega in the omegaverse I’d slick so much they’d call me slick ‘n’ slide

just remembered that time when i was like 5 or 6 when i told my babysitter i was allergic to peanut butter so none of the other kids could have it. this worked for like a year and a half before my mom caught out. (context: i hate peanuts and peanut butter with a passion)

to ALL of my followers if you are pro-life and or right wing unfollow me right now because abortion is a right that women should be able to access at ANY GOVEN POINT. i know i normally shitpost, but this is a serious issue that needs to be talked about and if you’re against that you don’t fucking deserve oxygen overturning roe v. wade is a major step backwards. and no abortion is NOT MURDER if you think that then bitch you better be vegan cause with y’all’s mentality meat is murder to. deadass if you don’t support this post comment that you don’t do i can block you.

some people need their organs slurped out via silly straw