Couple Aesthetic:the Short One Tries To Kiss The Tall One,but They Cant Reach Up; So They Gently Stand

Couple aesthetic:the short one tries to kiss the tall one,but they can’t reach up; so they gently stand on their toes,take the tall one’s neck And DRAG THE MOTHERFUCKER DOWN. IF I CAN’T GO UP,YOU’RE GOING DOWN WITH ME

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

Lost Elf Theme – Trevor Morris (Dragon Age Inquisition: Trespasser)

The purpose of life is the investigation of the Sun, the Moon, and the heavens.

Anaxagoras (via fyp-philosophy)

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items: KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.