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should i watch the trailer for the minecraft movie? i dont know if i can low my expectations enough

i have beat anxiety 😎

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

they should hire you

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing the minecraft movie in the movie theatre. Everyone is having a great time. Jack Black seems a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Jack says. All of a sudden most of Hermitcraft comes out and start singing “Revenge.” When Jimmy gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…

"I've got a deal with destinyyy-"

Lights flash everywhere, and you see CaptainSparklez singing “Revenge" along with Hermitcraft while Jack Black is singing “Hermitgang”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Etho walks onto the stage and face reveals, holding the gay flag.

reblog if you’d like one of these in your inbox

- ask me things you want to know about me

- why you follow me

- what’s on your mind/what you’re thinking about

- a compliment

- make me choose between two things

- ask for advice

- tell me a secret

- things you associate me with

- anything!!!!

about me!

hi, my name is nes :D

use they/them or my name to refer to me (especially if there are no neutral pronouns in your language!!(like spanish or french or idk))

i also have a cat!!!! He is the best cat

it's ok to tag me!! ^-^

less important info:

i speak english but its not my first language, so i probably use weird phrases i translated from either german, spanish or french (so please correct me if you notice so i can improve it)

i am autistic ^_^ and i have a ton of ✨anxiety✨, so tone indicators are really appreciated (even tho sometimes i dont understand the abbreviations :/)

i am also non-binary though it is a secret whether i am bi, ace, pan, gay or just really confused and i dont care enough to find out so deal with it >:)

please do interact with me!!! i am not very active but i still get really happy when you do!!!!!

i dont like capitalising letters and i like smileys :D

dont ask for money because i dont have a job because i am studying full time❤️

everyone deserves rights and if you dont think so please dont tell me because i will get sad :c

my favourite food is soup and it is very important that everyone knows that

i love learning new things and fun facts!!!!!

i cant be bothered to list my interests so stick around to find out!

"there's nothing worse than thinking you're happy and realising there's something missing in the deepest part of you"

its from a spanish song so i had to translate so it sounds less cool

Favorite lyric/verse time tag ur moots make them do it

Mine is:

Literally the entire rap portion of “turn the music up” by NF because he GOES OFF

and the chorus to “stranded” by alkayn

Ima tag people to get it going

@caretaleandotherstuff @skelp1e-is-cool @zermizomilk @th3-r4t-48 @blooming-skeleton @sillygoofyboii and sorry if I forgot you moot but you can do it too

🚩💔

my gender is a red flag????

tag game!

Your last emojis are your gender

🇺🇲👍

Uh

@erikaskblog @fymo-blogs

i have a shark and one of those reversible octopuses and when my sis moved away we exchanged plushies so i got also a cat (i gave her a dog)

👻🐦‍⬛🍟🔪👾

Fun tag game because I’m bored

Describe your current interest using at max 5 emojis and then tag 5 of your friends

I’ll go first

🔫🏳️‍🌈💀😭

No pressure tags ❤️ @paranormaltheatrekid @uhhhitsme @orangeslikesbread @bothsloth @just-watching-dont-worry

i like the secret colours more

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:

it's cute but they're also right

just watched a video of a wildlife rehabber tube-feeding the teeny tiniest orphaned baby opossum and the comments are fucking KILLING me

baby opossum (too teeny, hasn’t finished cooking in the marsupial pouch like it ought to have done, doesn’t even look like it should exist):

the comments:

and i thought i knew stuff

the notes are broken 😂

🔲

i become a square????

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

☕️

tomorrow it will be almost halloween!!!!!!

ITS ALMOST HALLOWEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am fog. you're pretty sure i am there but cant quite see me. you see the signs but fail to understand the boundaries of the shadows that form my physical appearance

Eldritch abomination beyond mortal comprehension whose existence is chaos and entropy incarnate

i care btw. i care abt the song ur listening to or the bug u saw or how u just got outta the shower or how ur happily hanging out w ur friends or how ur kinda sad or how good was the meal u just had or ur fav character from an indie game nobody knows or if u chugged down some water. i always will

its a secret (:

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

i love it when they do the little mlem thing!!!!!

i am nes, god of the past

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username