Chloe: I Would Never Brag!

Chloe: I would never brag!

Alya: *deadpan* You once called yourself the proof of gods existence.

Ladybug: Good Morning

Rena Rouge: Good Morning

Carapace: Good Morning

Chat Noir: You all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a little bit?

Queen Bee: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

Rena Rouge: He said a little bit, Drama Queen.

Marinette: Adrien, could you ever see us being more than just friends?

Adrien: *le gasp* Totally! I’ve been waiting for you to ask that for so long!

Marinette: *getting her hopes up high* R-really?!

Adrien: Yes, I could totally see us as superheroes, hang on, let me find the picture I drew.

Marinette: *internal breakdown*

Rose: *sitting down in her seat next to Juleka* So, how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Juleka: I don’t know, how is she-

Chloe: *from the other said of the room* I’m doing fabulous as always!

Queen Bee: Why do LB and Chat always look like they’re walking in slow-mo?

Rena Rouge: You see it too?

Queen Bee: And how they always look disheveled, but not too disheveled.

Rena Rouge: Right? They are the reason I believe in God.

Adrien: *entering his father’s room* Father? Do you want to have a quickie?

Gabriel: *chocking on the air* Wh-what?

Adrien: A quickie. You know, one of those tart things?

Gabriel: ...

Gabriel: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!!! AND YES I DO!