I Dont Remember Half Of This While Consuming TUA...... Five Really Did Piss A Lot Of People Off, Didnt

I don’t remember half of this while consuming TUA...... Five really did piss a lot of people off, didn’t he? Of course he did.

Someone once pointed out how if Ben was alive, that he and Klaus would not be close at all. And you know what? It is true. So sad yet true. In my opinion the best duo of TUA (apart from Five and Dolores, of course) is Ben and Klaus. I just find their banter extremely funny, but if you think about it, they only are as close to each other because Klaus is the only person who can see Ben. They got close through the years and that’s the only reason they know each other so well. Just thinking of a timeline in which he lives and is not close to Klaus is strange. Klaus would be less himself because a lot of his choices must have been influenced by Ben. And Ben wouldn’t be as wittty and sarcastic as he is because he probably learned most of it being a ghost next to Klaus. I don’t know if I’m glad that he is dead because then they are close, or sad that he is dead because we don’t see as much of him as we wished we did.

Umbrella Academy season 4 was batshit crazy and no one can change my mind

I can’t emphasize how much the tag of “Bruno Madrigal & Capybara” makes me happy. It’s so freaking wholesome and they are besties :,)

There is this one fic that has the capybara somehow following Bruno everywhere and he gets so frustrated and then the capybara trips a guy that is about to stab Bruno and the man is just so grateful for the little guy. I— I’m not c-crying

Question!

So I don’t know if any of the Hargreeves siblings ever changed their legal names from “Number ______” to their more “normal” names. Like I’m pretty sure that Allison, Vanya and Diego would definitely have changed theirs, Allison because she is an Actress, Vanya because she seems like the responsible one, and Diego because he wanted to be a police at one point so it kind of makes sense, right? Five and Ben were long gone by the time they would have been able to change their names, Klaus would be too high to care and Luther never left the Academy and when he did, he was on the moon.

Though my question is not about that. I was thinking about Five and how he never really wanted a “normal” name. So legally, the seven children were all “Number ______” when they were adopted, so that means that Five is legally “Number Five Hargreeves” does that mean that “Number” is his first name and “Five” his middle name?

It just makes me think (and laugh) that for 17/18 years, there was a huge house with: one chimpanzee, one robot, one alien and seven children named “Number”.

Is that you Agent Number Five Hargreeves?