REVIEW OF SHORT 3 FROM HELLUVA BOSS

REVIEW OF SHORT 3 FROM HELLUVA BOSS

I liked it, ngl. It was funny, it wasn't written by Vivziepop, and it was overall fun to watch Blitz get his own solo mission!

But yknow, his interaction with the weeb felt... Familiar.

Very....

Very....

Familiar.

But other than that, 7/10 certified banger ✨️✨️

Also last gripe:

First Blitz sucks with sex and can't use the crystal because they imply he has to tongue it everytime-

Now they just show him giving it a little rub and now he can use it no problem on his own with no backup

Like they said you're supposed to be intimate with the stupid thing for it to work yet he just gives it a .5 second stroke and boom a portal appears no hassle

Does this guy suck at sex or not or was that crystal schtick an excuse to not only drag Blitz and say he sucks at oral but also give a reason to sexualize Moxxie for no reason other than 'lol'

everything is funny & i love being alive

I feel like based on how she was framed, Viv expected everyone to find Emberlynn cringey and not like her, so seeing Viv's own fans loving her makes me happy. I sincerely hope that every character based on strawmen of people Viv doesn't like gets ADORED by her fans. It'd be a sort of killing (or more like a minor annoyance) with kindness.

1. Agreed.

2. Turns out this one might have been even more of a dig than we thought.

There’s a weird tendency in the HB fandom to insist “no homo!” for Fizz and Blitzøs relationship. They even recently asked Brandon and Alex what it’s like playing ‘siblings’ and they both found it really bizarre, because they clearly aren’t. And in clearly romantic fanart comments say ‘I love their friendship’ ‘Blitzø is so devoted to protecting his homeboy!’

I thought this fandom loved gay ships why are they doing that? They’re acting threatened or something

I often touch my hypothetical sibling like this. Just guys being dudes.

(Also, they're totally threatened because Blitzo's shown more sexual and romantic interest in Fizz than he ever has towards Stolas.)

When you think about it, this is all Stolas’ fault. Every single thing he did was because he was selfish and now these are the consequences of his own shitty actions…of course Vivzie won’t let that happen though…

If this show was really like Bojack Horseman, which the show had been compared to MULTIPLE TIMES even by Vivzie herself, these two would stay broken up, and have their own stories separate from each other. Just like how Bojack Horseman handles relationships that end.

I DONT CARE IF OCTAVIA ALMOST 18!!! YOUR FATHER CHEATING ON YOUR MOTHER AND FLAUNTING AROUND THE GUY HE CHEATED ON YOUR MOTHER WITH IS TRAUMATIZING AS FUCK.

Bro literally destroyed her whole family so he could rape a man that was lower than him on the class scale…fucking disgusting.

SPOILER WARNING FOR LEAKED HELLUVA BOSS STORYBOARDS

Stolas.

I'm always entertained by people doing those "canon VS fanon" memes where both are misunderstanding characters to such a violent degree 'cause like