You Mean To Tell Me.

You mean to tell me.

That the devious dealmaker, funny businessman

The octopus that made sea snake strike back

is INDEED this kraken sized merman?

ImeanirememberthetwinstalkingabouthowAzulisstrongerinhisactualform

I got some brewing ideas.

Not to sound w e i r d or anything, but...

The idea that Azul is, like, gigantic in his mer form is a concept I like very much

The fear of thinking I’m spamming likes so reblogy to save my overthinker of a brain

Let’s get fluffy! Bathing with s/o headcanons for our best bois and gal!

characters: Alois Leblanc, Nasana, Takeshi, Desdemona Nausikáa, Aphaeleon

notes: I love fluff!!

. * ⋆ . · 　. ALOIS LEBLANC

Alois is so attentive to you when you bathe together! He'll lather and rinse your hair for you, taking extra care to massage your scalp, he'll scoop the hot water over you and kiss along your shoulders. The bathroom will be lit up with scented candles and he's probably added some petals from the rose garden just to really make you feel tended to, he wants you to know just how much he cares.

If you want to return the favour, he'll just love to have you in his lap so he can look at you while you take care of him. Give his face little kisses in this time and he might just melt. He'll definitely want to stay in the water with you until it's cold, likely humming melodies to you while he caresses your skin.

There are towels on a rack by the fire so that they're nice and warm by the time you get out and he'll insist on wrapping you up all warm before the two of you snuggle up in bed together. One of Alois favourite things to do with you is to have you brush his long, white hair so please do it while it's drying out!

. * ⋆ . · 　. NASANA

Nasana's a bit big for the bathtub so you two go to the hot springs instead! He'll guide you into the water where the depth is the best and safest and he'll keep you close with his tail.

He'll help to brush out your hair and will want to hold you close in the warmth of the water and if you return the favour by cleaning his tail? You might as well be asking for his hand in marriage, he loves the feeling of you helping him clean up and for you to be so attentive as to do all of his tail, especially considering how long it is? Yeah, it has him some kind of way.

He misses the warmth of the water when you're out so all he wants to do is cuddle up with you afterwards!

. * ⋆ . · 　. TAKESHI

This is something the two of you do quite often as it's one of the ways Takeshi feels like he can take care of you. He'll insist on washing your hair and your back and massaging your shoulders, your arms, your calves and thighs. He really wants you to just melt into his touch.

If you help him wash his tails you'll really have him in awe. He loves how careful and attentive your touch is and especially your dedication in conditioning all that fur for him, how it shows how you love him so much to care like this.

The two of you will end up in the kitchen afterwards, cooking together while he pulls you into hugs and presses kisses all over your face or to the top of your head!

. * ⋆ . · 　. DESDEMONA NAUSIKÁA

She does have a bathtub but it's not very big and it's honestly quite a squeeze so she shows you the pools that are a bit further into her mine-converted-home where the miners broke into a spring and flooded one of the chambers, filling the rocky pools. Her family before her thought they'd made perfect pools for bathing and so they polished them all up and now it really is a bath chamber from a fairy tale book! It almost feels wrong for her to be in water and not have her tail and so she'll switch out her legs for what her lower half truly looks like when she's in here with you.

She loves taking care of you! So, like Takeshi, she'll want to wash you and massage you and she'll even sing to you too! She has the voice of a siren (ha) and the echoes in the chamber make it sound even better. If you insist on returning the favour (which will take some convincing bc she wants to look after you) then she'll just love it if you help her to wash her wings!

She wants to curl up by a fireplace with you after as the two of you are bundled in robes and towels while she tells you all about how precious and cute you are! Sleepy snuggles are a must.

. * ⋆ . · 　. APHAELEON

He often helps to bathe you bc he likes taking care of his little saint but when he joins you it's even better! He has to switch to his human form to get in the tub with you (many wings, many eyes otherwise) and he loves how your body just melts against his. He helps you to wash your hair as he usually does and he caresses your face and presses little kisses all over it while murmuring sweet things in Enochian to you, sighing constantly at how good it feels to have your skin pressed to his in the warm water.

If you wash his hair for him he might just die and go to heaven all over again. Aphae can be very particular about his hair (humans seem to love it and if it's a trait that people admire then it's a trait that he really likes) but he'll let you wash it for him because he just loves and trusts you so much! Maybe this is the instance where you're then in his lap and you take his arms in your hands so that you can softly kiss each eye tattoo he has in this form. He watches you in utter awe and it's an image he'll burn into his endless archive of a mind.

Afterwards, he'll likely cuddle up with you while the two of you watch TV or something (he quite likes TV, it fascinates him how humans can watch other humans put on performances from anywhere at any time they like!). He'll shift back to his humanoid form so that he can cuddle you with them.

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This gives me the same energy of recently finding out when my parents were back in HS that during a field trip, my mom was the reason why my dad and everyone on his bus got hauled off by the military police & also in that same story, their the reason why a club got shut down and went outta business, allegedly

I only learned this info ON TOP OF OTHER WHACK SHIT recently

my mom’s been telling me my entire life she and my dad met at a bar which BOOOO BORING but today she just casually mentions actually she placed a fuckin ad in the newspaper saying she was ‘a single lady ready to meet the one’ and he was the first to call her and they dated over the phone for like three months before they met n she was like “i was already pretty much in love with him because i adored his laugh on the phone” ????? What kinda 90s romcom bullshit

heee heee

I kinda regret that I didn’t do that cowboy event..

They call him ‘Six-Shooter Barb’

Reblog to headbonk your mutuals like a cat full of love

Can I add the “Guess I’ll die” meme?  Like I just have a feeling that Simeon would just stop if he got hit with that reaction

Simeon: We call that a traumatic experience.

Simeon, turning to MC: Not a "bruh moment".

Simeon, turning to Solomon: Not "sadge".

Simeon, turning to Leviathan: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".