Next Time You Feel Alone And Dont Have Any Criminals To Hero Yourself At, Give Me A Call.

“Next time you feel alone and don’t have any criminals to hero yourself at, give me a call.”

Vigilante Meeting

Batman: -so, I've decided to change the existing patrol routes and initiate a rotation [points to a display] you can see them here. Any objections?

Everyone:

Everyone: [glances at Red Hood, who isn't listening]

Nightwing: [elbows him]

Red Hood: [startles] wha? huh? oh, um... [looks around at the others who are all staring at him]

Red Hood: ah, yes.

Red Hood: [slams his fist on the table] THIS IS BULLSHIT!!

Batman: [annoyed] you don't even know what we're talking about

Red Hood: [stands up so abruptly his chair goes flying and points at Batman] FUCK YOU AND THE COW YOU RODE IN ON

Batman: Hood-

Red Hood: THIS IS ABUSE OF AUTHORITY

Red Hood: [gesticulating angrily] THE AU-DA-CITY!

Robin: [suddenly] Wait, did you RIDE BATCOW?

Batman: wha- no!

Robin: SHE IS NOT A HORSE HOW DARE YOU!

Red Hood: YOU HYPOCRITICAL, NARCISSISTIC ASSHOLE

Batman: [to Damian] I didn't-

Red Hood: UNSCRUPULOUS!

Robin: I CANNOT BELIEVE-

Nightwing: [to Red Robin, quietly] that was close

Red Robin: [relieved] yeah, no way was I gonna change my route

Blackbat: [nods in agreement]

Batman: That is ENOUGH!

Red Hood: [kicks the fallen chair] YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME

Robin: [screeching] ANIMAL ABUSE

Next stop: Bruce Wayne asking Hal Jordan for the tea instead of the mission report in the next JLA briefing 

Dick: So here’s the tea.

Bruce: For the last time, it’s called a police report.

Dick: So do you want the tea or not?

Why is the theme of UA people blaming five for like, everything 

As someone who is hard of hearing the absolute inadequacy of artists to put up captions on music videos is infuriating 

Especially when these artists usually have more than enough time, money and technology available to them to do so 

It isn’t just an issue for people that experience hearing problems, it’s for everyone that struggles to understand English or needs more time to process words at different speeds or literally just likes having them as background text, having them written down as you go is so helpful 

You know I care about everyone, but as much as we try to dance around it -- I am the God of War. So let me handle this quick. It’s best if you do your job... and let me do mine