The People In The Thing (1982): What The Dog Doin..

The people in The Thing (1982): what the dog doin..

"You shouldn't simp/write for those characters, they kill people."

HOLY SHIT

Waiter: What would you two like to eat?

Y/N: Updog.

Toby: [Starts breakdancing]

Y/N: Not yet Toby, wait until he asks what it is.

Slasher fans are like “this is my poor little meow meow, Screwdriver Elbow. his real name is timothy asspunk and he killed 17 women because his dad called him gay. He’s from the movie “Hot sexy college camp” that came out in 1643. I desire him carnally.”

Y’all heard of elf on the shelf.

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Bubba…. in the Tubba……