Arthur Look At The Stage, I Think Bonnie Might Have Moved. Ok Good Hes Still There. Ok Now Look At Pirate

“Arthur look at the stage, I think Bonnie might have moved. Ok good he’s still there. Ok now look at pirate cove.”

“…Arthur he’s gone.”

“What?”

“Foxy is gone Arthur close the door ARTHUR”

“I-I’m trying John! Let the find the button!”

“Jesus fucking Christ Arthur!”

Surrogate, Season Two Announcement! 9-17-23

And the INCREDIBLE @sepiabandensis has painted this for us!

AND the incredible @captaincravatthecapricious has painted THIS for us:

Coming 9.17.23!!!

We’ve got an updated list of babygirls here I see:

John Doe

Arthur

Kayne

(Larson?)

Yellow

And now Collins

I have never in my life seen a show that is literally a fanfic (the fluffiest one at that) be put into show form yet here we are

Guys I've been thinking about John and Faroe and the fact that had they met I doubt she could do literally anything wrong in his eyes, like in a world where she lived and is like eight or something and Arthur has to scold her for a regular thing and then he gets an earful from john in his head arguing Faroe's case like "arthur you never told her she couldnt do that you just said 'dont touch the stove' not 'dont play with the stove even if you have gloves on'"

She makes one of those little kid snacks where she just grabbed random items from the kitchen and there's a raw egg and uncooked oats and a cookie and she presents it proudly to Arthur and before arthur can even react John's going "Arthur. Arthur eat it. Tell her it's good Arthur, tell her she did a good job"

Listen. The new episode was absolutely wonderful and delightful to listen to, however, I do need John back immediately or I will start biting people