HANK GREEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

HANK GREEN YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!

oh to be a fluffy cat, sleeping on my side with a mass amount of fur on my chest just cushioning my head like a blanket

fill your pockets with seed and your bag with crickets and the birds will come

little sisters are for when you're cuddling your cat and have to pee, so you get her to move him instead so he doesn't think you're a dick for disrupting his sleep

pretended to stop caring about the earring i lost so i would find it again and it worked so i think i'm ready to do spells and shit full time. i bet i'm even ready to open the portal