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BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

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>Tall enough to stand inside >sedan height front hood for pedestrian safety >looks like a ducky :3

YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT , BUT THIS IS WHAT THE IDEAL MAIL BODY LOOKS LIKE

Some guy in an avengers Tshirt I just met at a coffee shop: so who's your favorite superhero?

Me too exhausted to explain there's more than one Robin: Batman

Guy: oh! Did you watch the Joker movie? It was surprisingly good for a DC film haha

Me: yeah it was something

Guy: you know they really fucked up on Justice League, but I've got to say Wonder Woman was better than Captain Marvel. Like, we get it, "yay girl power." That's great but it was so over the top. It totally ostracized half of it's audience.

Me: wow really

Guy: yeah. You know, you seem pretty chill. Maybe we could hang out sometime and watch some decent superhero movies? You know, Marvel movies haha

Me: i never asked, who's your favorite hero?

Guy: Iron Man. Like Batman but richer and cooler haha

Me: you know, Batman's rule? No killing?

Guy: yeah?

Me: i have no such rule. Lindsey, I found another one. My usual, please

Lindsey, the barista: *hands me my sword*

Guy: wow that's a poor replica of the God Killer blade, it should have more- *beheaded*

Me: thank god that's over

Lindsey: yeah. Hey want to watch Birds of Prey with me sometime?

Me: oh? You mean like as... a date?

Her: well yeah... is that okay?

Me: of course it's okay! all this time, all these years, i never knew you felt that way

Her: i don't keep a replica of Wonder Woman's sword under the counter for just anyone

Me: i never thought about it that way

Her: *writes her number on the forehead of dead guy* text me ;)

i want u to know that in the my chemical romance shitpost subreddit's discord server we have a whole channel dedicated to emo husbandry. its like clown husbandry but with the mcr members, occasionally others. (peteus wentzus, vicus fuentius, riverus cuomous, etc). there are 3 of us and a married couple and we each have our own. mine is a mikeus wayus species named slup. the original was a feral basement breed gerardus wayus named booper that was rescued off the side of the street. (also a frankus ierous named kite and a rayus torus named ronto.) they all have their own breeds and needs and personalities. we take them on walks and they get to have playdates sometimes. currently there are only 4 actual pets but people will ask questions and we answer. (note: booper is no longer feral)

Effervescent. Thank you.

it’s ween

Happy 9th anniversary Undertale

Read the poem and couldnt not do a little something about it !

Subject your Followers to your favorite Stupid Bullshit.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

just had a pumpkin spice latte for the first time. this fucks. everyone apologise to women right now

Gonna be so real if a 12 year old traced my art and put it on their school binder I would be so fucking honored