Law Enforcement Should Use 4-year-olds To Do Interrogations.

Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.

Kid: who are you?

Suspect: I'm Bob.

Kid: why are you here?

Suspect: the cops think I killed my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: I didn't kill him, he was my brother

Kid: why?

Suspect: because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.

Kid: why?

Suspect: because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid: why?

Suspect: they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid: why?

Suspect: she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.

Kid: why?

Suspect: why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?

Kid: why?

Suspect: I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid: Why?

Suspect: I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...

Kid: why?

Suspect: just because.

Kid: because why?

Suspect: because I said so!

Kid: why?

Kid: whyyyy?

Kid: why why why why why why why why

Kid: whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-

Suspect: BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST

Kid: why

Suspect: he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid: why

Kid: WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Kid: WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-

Kid: WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect: BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!

I KILED THEM ALL!!!

Kid: why

Suspect: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED

Kid: why

Suspect: I...I don't know.

Kid: ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos

Head Detective: kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid: can I have a lollipop now?

Head Detective: just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid: why

Head Detective: oh dear god

Let’s just talk about how brilliant J. K. Rowling is, okay? First of all, she was the first to become a billionaire from writing Second of all, Dolores fucking Umbridge. That character was so brilliant. The fact that a character can invoke such a strong emotional reaction in a reader is incredible. People hate Umbridge more than they hate Lord Voldemort, THE MAIN VILLAIN IN THE SERIES. People have such a strong hatred for her and her character was just so brilliant. I just love it. I love Order of the Phoenix and I just can’t deal with how awesome J. K. Rowling is.

I made this a few years ago so excuse any typos or grammar errors. It’s worth reading/answering some of these will make you giggle :)

1. what department would you work at in the ministry? 2. would you rather work and the ministry, hogwarts, diagon alley, knockturn alley, hogsmeade, headhogs,...

When the days are cold And the cards all fold And the saints we see Are all made of gold When your dreams all fail And the ones we hail Are the worst of all And the blood’s run stale I wanna hide the truth I wanna shelter you But with the beast inside There’s nowhere we can hide No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide Don’t get too close It’s dark inside It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide At the curtain’s call It’s the last of all When the lights fade out All the sinners crawl So they dug your grave And the masquerade Will come calling out At the mess you made Don’t wanna let you down But I am hell bound Though this is all for you Don’t wanna hide the truth No matter what we breed We still are made of greed This is my kingdom come This is my kingdom come When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide Don’t get too close It’s dark inside It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide They say it’s what you make I say it’s up to fate It’s woven in my soul I need to let you go Your eyes, they shine so bright I wanna save that light I can’t escape this now Unless you show me how When you feel my heat Look into my eyes It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide Don’t get too close It’s dark inside It’s where my demons hide It’s where my demons hide

i hate it when people say they put their soul into their food like no i don’t want your damn fillet horcrux

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