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W H A T

Wait that means it’s not automated it’s just some guy manually sending asks to everyone who reblogs this

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

Myth busting time

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

@long-form-contentment

My twitter TL today and im enjoying every second of it

Tell meeee

let your moots tell you which one you are!!!

So… no Minecraft. Got it.

As a Microsoft program do you also canonically use PowerPoint instead of slides and word instead of docs?

Are you forced by contract to only ever use mspaint for art

Do you have to exclusively play on the Xbox???

WAIT

DO YOU HAVE TO USE EDGE AND BING??????

sincerely,

@murpledurple

as a Microsoft program my only purpose is to be the email. I am the email. I am the feeling of frustration you get when your email sends too early. I am the relief you feel after you've sent the scariest email of your life. I am the accomplice to the bad Internet connection, the safety of sent emails, I am power. you cannot live without me. I am Microsoft Outlook.

Thank you @whumpydaydreams and everyone else for helping me reach 1000 reblogs!

OH YAY LETS GO THANKS GUYS

OK SO I MADE THIS POST WHILE IN THE BASEMENT AND I WAS JUST CHUCKLING WHEN I HEARD CREAKING SO I TURNED AROUND JUST IN TIME TO SEE A DOOR RANDOMLY CLOSE BEHIND ME LEADING INTO THE UNFINISHED PART W/ THE TREADMILL ™️ IM HOME ALONE. WHEN I TELL YOU IM SCARED SHITLESS RN

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

why is my entire page miku 😭😭😭

I wanted to join that 'International Miku' trend that is going on on Twitter. But there were already too many gorgeous mexican Mikus... but probably not a single baltic prussian Miku 😎 (if there are already, then I want to see them! <3 )

do your homework bro (as if I’m not currently on tumblr instead of writing an essay for APUSH)

doing a normal person thing.. like re watching smiling friends and pausing to look at all the credits… to see who from oneyplays is there… uhhhh..

It’s literally just like living with frat boys. They do occasionally cause all doors to lead directly to the void, but they don’t mean any harm they just goofy like that

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

The best part is just how chill it is. Like when the hell demon vaporized my friend using the heat of 10,000 suns to appease satan, I was like “damn bro he really got you” to the smoking hole in my couch

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

Open the bathroom door and there’s a cosmic entity telepathically sharing with you the mind shatteringly immense knowledge of everything in the universe for one second. Like “oop my bad bro I didn’t know you were in there” and go back to the couch

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

I love having a haunted basement bc I’ll just be chillin playing stardew valley or something and I hear a dissonant echo of the ramblings uttered in a time long past by a dead god coming from the unfinished part w/ the treadmill

As a Big Energy Enthusiast ™️ as soon as I read the word “steam” I audibly cringed

“You see human, we use highly advanced anti matter reactors to generate staggering amounts of heat to create steam to-” the human engineer gets a hysterical meltdown.

You can just give some to me

Why do so many ppl follow me im kind of a little freak

I watched Bohemian Rhapsody last night on tv and the ad that played before the movie started was for HIV medication 😭😭😭

JSHLUSSY

(@washington-offical)

Please

Based

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

assumption: you like purple lmao

Nuh uh my username just rhymes :/

It’s a cool color ig but not my thing

YOU WANT TO BE INSIDE THE JSCHLUSSY???

Schlatt is old

period

period 💅✨

@real-microsoft-outlook are you also a snooty and disagreeable lady?

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

I’m a biromantic loser so I get like. 3/4 shoutouts.

and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

Ok fine I’m trans now ig let’s flipping go

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