I Was Walking Down The Hall And A Middle Schooler

I was walking down the hall and a middle schooler

Lunged at me and

BIT ME

TWICE

I don’t know this kid??

Why?????

I think I have rabies my arm is purple.

Wish me luck and a speedy recovery

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.

Neat.

What a fucking word

I love the word “neat” because it conveys a quality that is unique. It’s kind of like “cute” but not necessarily childlike as “cute” seems to mean.

Also, “neat” to me always appears on my head as a button or marble. They are so simple but detailed. So small and insignificant yet beautiful.

Like look at this son of a bitch

Tell me

TELL ME

This is not neat.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk.

And yes. He was floating in a void of tv static like gumball in the series finale cliffhanger.

Now not only am I sad over the loss of freg, I’m sad because of how gumball ended

Wait they’re making a movie right??

I got a pet. His name is freg. Admire him.

Idk why but I just get the vibes that if I were a woman who identified as part of the LGBTQ spectrum and was sexually attracted to other women and not men, I would be a lesbian. Idk I think I just give those vibes off.

GUYS I LOOKED IT UP.

They’re animals?????????

Ok so basically they’re a type of sea urchin that burrow. How?? How move? Where legs???? How do they know where the sand is? Do they have organs?? How do they detect stimuli??? What the fuck??????

I refuse to believe that they are living creatures. That motherfucker is a rock.

So my earlier post about cool rocks and shells got me thinking…

SAND DOLLARS ARE SO COOL.

like fr they’re so pretty and I want one so bad. They kinda look like I can just take a bite out of one.

But also what in the actual fuck are they?? Like are they just piles of sand that formed cool? Are they some sort of rock? Are they plants????? Does anybody know?

Moral of the story: I want to bite a sand dollar.