I Was In Bed And My Boyfriend Paused In The Hallway Outside The Bedroom Door And Lingered A Moment And

I was in bed and my boyfriend paused in the hallway outside the bedroom door and lingered a moment and I said sleepily "I can't see whatever expression is on your face, because I don't have my glasses on" and he said "sorry, whatever you just said I didn't hear it. I don't have my hearing aids in." laurel and hardy ass domestic partnership

Writing really goes one of two ways:

1. Write 3k words in 30 minutes

2. Takes 3 hours to write 3 sentences

There is no in between

Historical fencing is great cuz you can literally go "this blows, I would rather be getting hit with a 3 lb steel bar rn" in basically every situation and mean it with your whole heart

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

The problem w writing fiction is that you'll be like tee-hee I'm going to write a story about a fucked up little scenario that's got nothing to do with anything in real life, just some pure messed up nonsense, and then you finish it and take a step back and go aw rats I made a metaphor again

petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't