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Xander Hawthorne Definitely Has Every Episode Of Phineas And Ferb Memorized

Xander Hawthorne definitely has every episode of Phineas and Ferb memorized

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murderouspurplecinnamonrolls

1 year ago

Loki: I have like a ton of followers.

Y/N: Oh, on what app?

Loki: App? I’m the leader of a cult.

Y/N: … Suddenly I have to go.

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murderouspurplecinnamonrolls

1 year ago

Ok hear me out

Charles Boyle would definitely have a grinder account. But he wouldn't know what it really was. He would just think it was a place to meet some new male friends.

And best of all his account name would be boyle_boyz

Here are some ways he could find out

1) he tells jake that he should get the app as a way to find new guys friends and Jake has to explain what the app really is

2) his wife sees it on his phone and asks for an explanation and he says he is just looking for new friends and she explains what it really is

3) Gina (enough said)

4) Rosa (also enough said)

Or literally any of his co-workers

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murderouspurplecinnamonrolls

1 year ago

I have a theory that Mobius from the Loki series is actually another variant of Loki. Think about it, all of the TVA workers are variants kidnapped from the sacred timeline, and Mobius is one of those workers. When Mobius was pruned, he ended up in the void or at least a version of the void that appeared to be specifically for varaints of Loki (I assume this due to the fact that all of the inhabitants are variants of Loki). Now, because Mobius ended up there (in what appears to be the Loki void) by default, I think he is another variant of Loki.

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murderouspurplecinnamonrolls

1 year ago

Sending love to everyone who is just... tired. Life is a lot, and sometimes the answer to it all is to just be still and silent for a while. Give yourself space and grace. Whether it’s decision fatigue, anxiety fatigue, information fatigue, routine fatigue, getting life back together fatigue, career fatigue, social fatigue, financial fatigue, or physical fatigue—take a moment to breathe and recharge. You deserve it.

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murderouspurplecinnamonrolls

1 year ago

Bippity boppity boo no pistachios for you

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