Y/N To Rooster: Our Baby Had A Bad Day At School. His Teacher Yelled At Him.

Y/N to Rooster: Our baby had a bad day at school. His teacher yelled at him.

Rooster: Not cool. No one yells at our son! I’m about to give that teacher a piece of my mind!

Maverick: *Sighs* For the last time, Bob is not your son. He’s your age and in your training class.

Y/N: *gasps and covers Bob’s ears-*

 Y/N: Don’t listen to him sweetie.

Store Worker: Would a Captain Mitchell please come to the front desk?

Maverick, arriving at the desk: Hi, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to The Squad standing at the front of the store*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Hangman: We got lost. :(

Maverick:

Maverick: I didn't even bring you guys with me?

sirius: *sneezes*

regulus, hiding under james' bed: bless you

sirius: god?

Maverick: Trust me, Goose. I know what I'm doing.

Goose: Not even God knows what you're doing, Mav.

Mon El: You can't kill me! I have a wife!

Abductor: Do you really think that’ll stop me?

Mon El: Oh no, you misunderstood. That wasn't a plea. That was a warning.

Abductor: Wha-

(Kara smashes down the door)

*Rooster and Y/n skipping stones on lake*

Rooster : It’s such a beautiful evening.

Y/n, whispering: Take that you fucking lake