DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 14

DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 14

Jedward (irish music history/eurovision) vs Min-Gi Park & Ryan Akagi (infinity train)

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Jedward

You say you're on it but you just don't know You're spending money like you're on death row You must have been mis-educated By all the guys that you dated You think I'll take the bait but I don't think so Ohhhh Am I headed for a car crash? Ohhhh I'm just about to meet my match, she takes the Ohhhh I'm about to fall in head first Sisters let me tell you how it works HEY! She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Oooohh, Oooohh You look at me and I got you in mind I come on over see what I could find No appetite for delusion I could've win what I'm losin' You're saying yes when it is no, no, no, no Ohhhh Am I headed for a car crash? Ohhhh Is this about to be my next, she takes the Ohhhh I'm about to fall in head first Sisters let me tell you how it works HEY! She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey It's not that I don't wanna play (play, play) And then I didn't look your way (way, way) It's not like every girl's the same (same, same) You gotta know just how to treat this miss Or she will be dismissed Heyyyyy She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Here I come Here I come Dum da dum da dum da dum Here I come Here I come Dum da dum da dum da dum Hit and run Hit and run Dum da dum da dum da dum Then I'm gone Then I'm gone Gone, gone, gone, gone She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da da dum She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, then I'm gone Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey Check my collar, collar, hey, hey, ey

Feral twin(k)s who hold a special place in the hearts of many eurofans. They sang abt lipstick once. They used to have huge hair and dress up like popcorn boxes or sweet dispensers or Pikachu. Nowadays they emerge every so often to make unhinged Tiktoks. I have an entire doc which is just quotes I've collected of them over the years (mainly Edward ngl)

They walked to Markus & Martinus could waddle, stumble down the chairs, Jedward could've made Eletrik but Markus & Martinus could not have made lipstick

Min-Gi Park & Ryan Akagi

These two were childhood best friends who dreamed of starting a band and traveling together. They went their separate ways after high school for Ryan to try to get Min-Gi to rejoin the band. They ended up on a magic train together bickering like an old married couple and for some reason sticking with a magic service bell named Kez who did nothing but get them into trouble. They also annoy a sentient castle by playing a song they wrote as kids about putting various animals in a toque.

Like they are basically gay and in love except 1. the big guys upstairs wouldnt allow it and 2. They are too much dumbasses to like even confess properly let alone actually communicate. It took a therapy train and a sentient bell named Kez for them to actually realize how much they care and how much they wanna achieve their dream of being in a band together (which gets realized and its so great i love my gays who play music)

Ultimate Anime Tournament: Round 3, Matchup 27

I want to throw Trent into a microwave (out of love ofc)

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He's so silly and I love him 😻😻😻😻😸😸😻