Hey Everyone Who Knows About Zib Membrane (invader Zib???) I Want You To Go Listen To Broadcast Illusion

Hey everyone who knows about Zib Membrane (invader Zib???) I want you to go listen to “Broadcast illusion” by Ghost while rotating the stinky roach boy in your mind you won’t remotely regret it go do it do it

- Foreign Creature, by Belugerin

Btw apparently the original creator of this is Ronnwaa and they did more of these that are just as amazing

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

Always fighting for food, like the good siblings they are. 🍫

First pic based in this meme

Omg I’m still not he biggest fan in the world of honeydew, kinda of a mild flavor to my sweet tooth, but I did notice that it REALLY (I mean really) makes a difference when you find some at a decent level of ripeness.

I do love cantaloupe and it’s the same deal. The pre packed stuff is a dice roll on quality and it doesn’t keep for crap. I bought a pack once and the fruit was literally already fermenting to the point where it just tasted like nail polish remover.

Seriously, try the whole melons. It’s easy to learn how to slice them and you’re only saving like 4 minutes and wasting money to buy pre-cut.

I will also add the most of the hate behind these two melons has very little to do with the melons themselves and more to do with the fact that they’re kind of like the mainstream generic pop tunes of melons. I’m talking about the fact that you can barely get a fruit cup anywhere that’s not filled with at least 60% one or both of these fruits (and never at a good ripeness). They’re in-expensiveness just happen to make them a very popular choice for bulking out fruit salads and it ended up making a lot of people view them as the low quality filler of produce.

That said, if y’all do happen to like either of them, I know of two recommendations you may not have heard of! Especially since it’s still a good part of the season to go looking for some of them-

• Sugar Kiss (I have tried this)

At the top because it’s my favorite. These smell really good and they taste even better. Very comparable to Cantelope, but much sweeter. Smoother too- like, melts in your mouth smooth. Looks most like cantaloupe too. Only downside is they make your fingers/counter kinda sticky if you’re not careful slicing and eating the insides. As far as I know they’ve been specially bred for years from a hami melon hybrid. You’re really missing out if you don’t try these at least once in your life.

Available in the summer through fall.

• Summer’s Kiss (I have tried this)

These are pretty neat, also a hami melon hybrid. It kind of feels and almost tastes like the halfway point on a sliding scale between cantaloupe and honeydew. Not my favorite in the world, but I do like it better than a regular honeydew. It’s kind of refreshing! and might go better in a fruit bowl than by itself. Mellow taste, good texture. Thinner rind and greenish flesh that looks a lot like honeydew.

Season is ditto for the former

this is such a nothing pet peeve but listen if you’ve only ever had precut packaged chunks of honeydew melon you have no right to insist that honeydew sucks. get a full ripe melon and then we can talk