Josephine: Violence Isnt The Answer.

josephine: violence isn’t the answer.

inquisitor: you’re right.

josephine: *sighs in relief*

inquisitor: violence is the question.

josephine: what?

inquisitor, bolting away: aND THE ANSWER IS YES.

josephine, running after them: NO!

alistair: so, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

warden: i’m a knife.

morrigan, from across the camp: he’s the little spoon.

lavellan: how’s the sexiest person in skyhold today?

solas: i-

dorian, from the library above: i’m doing great, thanks!

cassandra: maker, give me patience.

inquisitor: i think you meant give me strength.

cassandra: if the maker gave me strength, you’d be choking.

inquisitor: uh, that’s quite kinky.

cassandra: ...

inquisitor: i like it.

cullen, touching lavellan’s forehead after haven’s destruction: herald, you’re way too hot!

lavellan, laying in the snow and delirious from fever: eyyyy, you finally noticed!

solas: i can explain.

inquisitor: can you?

solas: if you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.