
I am a duck, who just so happens to be a confused bisexual
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Mrgaminduck - I Am Duck Who Likes Games. That Is All - Tumblr Blog
This is fucking amazing. Reblog


THEYRE LIKE A FAMILY OF DINOSaurs
I like how this isn't a rare occurrence either
Me after work
There is a lyric in there where it says Dracula and his son went, freaks








oh snap
When I was a kid I would go in door frames or walkways and just spiderman my ass up to the ceiling

This just awakened a memory in me. Hold on I need the video

They can and will eat anything that they can fit in their mouths
This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why
Make us

finally, after having this tumblr for 14 years
Got a crush and I don't know how to be normal about it. How do y'all fuckers manage these emotions and shit
Hmm... Home house

Sorry not sorry
PSA: BAD LITTERBOX
i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.
there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.
please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends
image of litterbox below:

here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:
This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0
The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats
I just wanted a cute photo of my cat Diesel

Look at that fucking face

Ya but, like, you 'people' make my porn categories messed up when I see a second penis in my straight porn.
But I think it's you who has a fetish and a problem and not me
(satire, just to be safe, I support trans people)

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
I remember when my younger sibling didn't yet figure out they were non binary I used to say "My brother in Christ" to them a lot, but have started using the new phrase "My sibling in religion"