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⌗︙・best friend yuuji ⸜⸜・

i know for a fact that best friend itadori wants to know everything about your sex life.

"what's the biggest you have taken?" he asks you with a smirk as you're sitting in his dorm.

"about 6 inches." you answer and yuuji chokes. he's been told he's big but he never sayed attention to it. but 6 inches is way smaller than he is.

"anything bigger?" he nervously laughs, making you raise a eyebrow at him.

"nope, anything bigger would tear my guts." his heart sinks to his stomach, is he too big for you?

"are you trying to say something?" you have him, he thinks. now there's no denying.

"im a bit bigger."

"yuuji, slow down." you moan as his big cock slides through your insides. yuuji thought the best way to prove that he's big is that he's gonna fuck you with all he has.

"i told you it's gonna fit." he smiles at you, pistoling his cock inside. your pussy is filled to the brim, he's so thick he almost has trouble moving. but with how wet you are, you make it easier for him. you have never thought you would fuck your best friend, but now the circumstances are different, your best friend has a big cock.

"gonna cum, sweet girl?" you can't even listen to what he's saying, his cock is making you drunk. yuuji finds your clit and he rubs it at the speed of his thrusts. all you manage is to yell out before you cum around his cock. he fucks you through your orgasm, cumming inside of you.

"i hope you don't mind i came inside." he tells you as he's cleaning you up. you shake your head, "no, i feel proud to have cum inside of me produced by such a big cock."

he laughs at your answer, throwing the towel at your head. he climbs on the bed next to you, straddling you.

"yeah? then we can try if it will fit in your mouth."

GOJO SATORU singing daddys home when YOU come home. bc fuck him being daddy, youre his daddy wtf. the moment he hears that front door open, hes belting out the song from whatever part of the house hes in. if hes in the shower (and miraculously hears you come in-) hes singing in the shower about how, "AND IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOUR LOVING ALL DAY, DADDYS HOME" cuz he will in fact change the lyrics. if hes in the kitchen, he waltzes out with a cheesy ass apron that says "kiss the chef" (<- jus barfed in my mouth hes so fucking annoying) and singing into the spoon he was using to stir dinner, "I KNOW MY DADDYS HOME, HOME FOR MEEE"

sometimes he hums it before bed, but then the humming eventually turns into singing, which then transitions to borderline belting. he would be cuddling into your side when he starts humming but as he gets louder singing, he starts physically shaking you. him serenading you to such a cheesy song is really funny, though, and to an extent endearing. but you just wish he'd quiet down at least a LITTLE bit. atp the neighbors prolly think usher himself is locked in ur basement

Imagine Shanks finding out you're a painter

You: *humming along to some music as you apply a fresh coat of paint to the wall of the galley*

Benn and Lucky Roux: *walk in*

Benn: Hey Kid.

You: Hey

Lucky Roux: Did you make sure to use the mold resistant paint?

You: Yes Roux.

Benn: And you applied the sealant before the paint?

You: *nods your head* And the primer, I got this man, thanks for checking in on me.

Benn: Alright then, I'm just gonna open this here winder to get some fresh air in here, so you don't get high off the paint fumes.

You: aww, but that's the best part.

Lucky Roux: *snorts* Let me know when you're done, so I can start dinner. Also, when you are done, you might want to put up a barrier, so none of the others accidentally lean on it.

You: I enjoy seeing them covered in paint. So I think they're gonna be in for a surprise, or at least the boss will be. Because I bet you a thousand berry that he's definitely gonna lean in the paint.

Lucky Roux: I'll take that bet.

Benn: I ain't, because he'll definitely gonna do it.

The next morning

Shanks: *Still annoyed that he got paint in his hair the night before* is this shit finally dry?

Benn: yeah, the kid didn't paint in straight lines though.

Shanks: what! But they're usually so meticulous about doing tasks perfectly.

Benn: it was on purpose too, take a close look.

Shanks: *leans in and glides his fingers across a floral design in the brush strokes* do you think they like painting?

Benn: I believe so, that, or they inhaled too much paint fumes and decided to have fun with it.

Shanks: both are possible... Didn't they repaint the hallway, and bathrooms?

Benn: yeah? They painted patterns there too.

Weeks later

Shanks: Hey (y/n) I got you something! *Presents you with a colorful variety of house paints, and a bunch of supplies*

You: ... Wow, that's a lot of paint, are you wanting me to repaint every room on the ship?

Shanks: no silly, for you to have fun with. We noticed the patterns you painted in the galley and thought you might like more colors.

You: but where would I paint?

Shanks: where ever you'd like.

You: *Kisses him on the cheek, scoops up the supplies, and runs to your room*, Thank you!

Two days later in the galley

You: I finished my room is it okay if I paint this wall now?

Shanks: Go for it.

Benn: *watches you run off* they painted their whole room you know.

Shanks: I saw, I was impressed they managed to paint such steady line work with the ship moving so much.

Benn: I think the little maze design the pained on their door frame was my favorite. Do you think they take requests?

Shanks: I dunno.

You: *pushes the box of supplies onto one of the tables*

Benn: is it okay if I asked you to paint something?

You: sure!

Yassop: Wait, you take requests! I want the pillar in my room painted.

The crew: *crowd around you listing off the things they want painted*

Shanks: Guys, let em breathe for fuck's sake! Make a list so they can start painting.

Lucky Roux: I ain't writing down my request because it's simple, don't paint any more realistic bug on the damn walls. I nearly shit myself when I saw the cockroach you painted in the bathroom, that was not a fun surprise at three in the morning.

You: only termite holes, got it.

Lucky Roux: (y/n) no! No termite holes.

You: fine fine, although the fact that the paint on that cockroach didn't even get to dry before one of y'all smacked it, is hilarious.

Shanks: no more realistic bugs, dear, in fact avoid painting realistic critters all together please.

You: ugh fine.

Shanks: I have a project I'd like you to paint, but I'll need to get you a canvas for it. *Winks at you and wiggles his eyebrows*

Benn: Gross.... if he's getting a nude I want one too.

Shanks: You want my nudes too?

Benn: I want a nude of myself, ding-dong.

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Chapter 2

Yandere!Strawhats x witch! Fem reader ❤️

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The man slowly smirked, putting his face in one hand as he lazily raised an eyebrow.

“Tell me, are you a nymph?..” he asked, his voice dripping with utter amusement.

Blinking and slowly turning to him, you smiled and chuckled softly to yourself, growing flowers to sprout all around you as you picked one up gracefully.

“A nymph?..you mean those almost powerless women who are labeled after different parts of the world and are only useful to the gods if they’re beautiful?”

Twirling the flower between your fingers, the man watched with his interest piqued. His smirk slowly growing as he slightly leaned closer, his eyes following your every movement.

The dripping of water was heard as you moved your body towards him. carefully, you leaned closer to him, staring into his eyes with a devil like grin you never knew you could pull off.

Drip

Drip

Drip

It felt like your eyes were..connecting to him somehow..like they were glowing together..with understanding of the powers you both had.

“I’m a witch.”

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You were shocked.

Stunned even..they wanted..you to join their pirate crew..? A life full of adventure and passion.. just what could possibly wrong..?

Staring at Luffy’s big doe eyes you clenched the flowers you were hiding to make Choppers flower crown. Thoughts were swirling around in my head like a dog chasing its tail.

Ever since you were young, stuck in this island still, you always dreamed of adventure..was this your chance to take it..? The pictures of pirates..the gold..the danger.. this all seemed like a dream..you could explore new places with these people who seemed very nice..a little too nice though..

That wouldn’t be a problem right?..you were probably just thinking that because they were from somewhere different and-

“Y/N..?”

You snapped back into reality to see the crew you met not only a few hours ago, staring at you with concerned and a bit of confused expressions on their face. Blinking and fixing your posture, you tried to look a bit confident and not like butterflies were fluttering all through your stomach like you turned yourself into a frog that ate them.

“Well..what would I even be if I were in your crew..? What role would I play?”

You asked, leaning a bit closer with the tilt of your head. Did pirate crews even gave witches?..were you even cut out to be a pirate?..what in gods green earth would Mother Eve say about all of this?!

Luffy grinned, his usual cheery attitude shining so bright you almost thought you needed to summon a few vines you cover your eyes.

They just absolutely loved you.

Couldn’t really get enough and they all could agree on that. You were kind, smart and hilarious..there was something so so alluring about you they couldn’t pin point! They didn’t care what this old lady ‘Mother Eve’ said! You just had to join! No matter what job you did, you were joining and there was no doubt about it.

You were so bewitching and they found it absolutely…

Beautiful.

“It doesn’t matter! We’ll come up with somethin’!”

Luffy Said, swinging an arm around your waist with his signature grin showing.

“Yeah! Don’t sweat it! You’ll be our…uh..witch! Every pirate crew needs a witch!”

You raised an eyebrow then laughed softly, were these even pirates? They were way too nice. Looking at the long nose male, you admired his curly hair and milk chocolate skin. You had a good feeling about them..

A thought then suddenly crossed your mind. Why didn’t you think of this before?!..Mother Eve would absolutely never allow this! Dread washed over you as you just thought about the beating you would get with that stupid stick of hers..

This caused you to unconsciously sigh, a frown making its way to your lips.

This unexpectedly, got the swordsman’s attention.

He turned his head towards you and then out his hand on your shoulder. His hand was rough, and big. His tan skin and storm grey eyes almost made your heart sing. His touch was protective and you could tell he wasn’t use to being gentle..he could try though..

Were you using a spell to read deep into his emotions? Maybe..but that’s not important!

“What’s up now?..are you worried about joining..luffy’s an idiot but we manage.” He said, his voice deep but also sone calm. You looked up at him and into his eyes, how could they want you to join after only a day..?

It made no sense! Yes you made them laugh, showed them your tricks and spells. You had something in common with each and every one of them, something you liked to do which you both prided yourselves in but that doesn’t really mean they should trust you so soon…

Even the one you know as ‘zoro’ seemed very..infatuated with you already!

Taking a deep breath, you looked over to the pirates you’d met not long ago. Specifically looking at luffy and clutching his straw hat in your hand, cheeks flushing at the more of him putting his hat on your head.

“I..I need to speak to Mother Eve about this..”

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As all eight of you were on your way, you had to go into the deep forest filled with dangerous creatures and such. So you decided to be a good host and utter the words of your best spell and there, a giant floating flower appeared.

“Here, those forest are deep and very dangerous, it’ll be a hassle just getting through!” You said with a soft smile. Getting on the flower, it bounced a bit but as you thought, it was soft and light. Just as you thought.

Luffy, Usopp and Chopper seemed to be seeing stars as they jumped on immediately and seized you with questions instantly. This made you smile widely as never before did you have anyone to share your spells with..your thoughts, your ways..

It was nice..

Actually having some adventure and people to adventure with.

If Mother Eve does get convinced..you’ll have the best time ever..

Right..?

As you kept getting closer and closer, your heart beat was growing faster and faster, like a drum beating a rhythm so loud it could be heard miles away.

“So Y/N…what’s this..Mother Eve like exactly..?”

Robin asked, her voice smooth as it could be. Her blue eyes stared into you, examined you, almost making you blush and squirm. She was pretty like the wind blowing on a fresh summers day, her black hair moving with every tilt and turn of her head.

“Well…i guess you say I see her as a mother figure heh…she can be a bit mean sometimes but she definitely cares..she just wants to keep me safe!”

“Yeah, but that’s what we’ll do when your with us! You’ll be safe no matter what..”

Nami’s deep brown eyes got in as she rested her hand on your hip in a friendly manner. You both then locked your sights on Luffy, Sanji and Zoro.

Zoro was bickering with Sanji and Sanji was most definitely bickering back. All the while Luffy was laughing at them like it was the funniest thing ever. A smile made its way towards your lips.

“You see those idiots over there?..” she said, you didn’t even have to look at her to tell she was smiling as well.

It seemed like this boy Luffy..he was sunshine and light himself..

“They’re stupid but strong..they all look out for us.”

She then looked at you her voice growing as soft as a feather.

“We both know you can fight but..depend on us. We’ll stick through.” She said, this made your heart absolutely warm. Though, it was strange how her grip seemed to slightly tighten in a protective manner. You thought nothing of it..these were genuinely good people! You could trust them..

Now arriving at the house you andMother Eve shared, you took a deep breath.

“Now..before we go in..please be careful about you say..she is very..sensitive to vulgar language..” you said with a sweat drop, looking to the side.

“Yeah alright! You guys got any food in there?! I’m starving!”

“Idiot! We just ate like thirty minutes ago!!”

You raised an eyebrow but slowly turned the door knob and..

WHACK!!

“Child!! Where in witches magic have you been!!?”

she said.Her dark green eyes examining you from head to toe like they always did. That stick was becoming your mortal enemy! Ever since you were young it was at least.

“Ow!!”

You groaned from the hit, rubbing your head and glaring at the wretched stick her hand.

She eyed you again, something that thought was scarier than summoning ten bears all at once! Now looking back her eyes widened, with the quick snap of her fingers she had rope wrapped around all of your new friends! Her jewelry made clinging sound every time she moved, that sound you knew since you were young..

“And who in gods name are these people?! They’re not pirates are they?” She Saïd giving them a nasty glare, one that made you bite your lip nervously.

“Well uh..you see the thing is..-”

“Yeah we’re pirates old lady!! And we wanna take Y/N to join our crew! So let us go so we can talk!!”

Luffy why?!

Everyone but him of course gasped, shushing hun and whispering ‘you idiot!’ ‘Hush!’

WHACK!!

“Never speak unless spoken to boy!!”

You groaned softly, looking down. We’re you ever going to convince her?..

For the rest of the night almost every single one of the crew members got hit once.

Sanji of course was being his usual..friendly self to Robin,Nami and especially you! Sometimes looking places where he wasn’t supposed to and-

WHACK!!

Luffy kept trying to recruit you and just wouldn’t shut up about you becoming a pirate and ‘sailing the seas and going on adventure with them’ even stretching his arms around you in a very tight hug and-

WHACK!!

Oh and zoro with his rude comments..should I even go on..?

DOUBLE WHACK!!

Luckily Robin, Chopper and Nami didn’t suffer from any Nami got very close! You almost could laugh at…everyone didn’t surprise at all by determination and again..they all cared so much..there was your heart..

Ba-Dump

Ba-Dump

Eventually at the end of the night you all decided to get some fresh sleep and try again tomorrow..you knew luffy convinced Mother Eve just a little right?

Little did you know at night..the boy with the straw hat gave orders to the swordsman. Faces dark, and hearts full, these orders would change your life forever..

The next morning you decided to go the Straw hats campsite and check up on them, to your surprise they were packing and seemed..over joyed.?

“Y/N!!”

A cute voice said as the little reindeer known as chopper hopped over to happily. With a smile you bent down to his height, you noticed he still had the flower crown you made him yesterday.

“She said yes!!”

Your eyes widened, you felt like a bunch of rocks hit you.

“A-She did..?”

“Yeah!”

His little hoof then handed you a letter folded rather nicely.

“Here’s her letter! She went somewhere so you’ll just have to come with us now!”

You were to shocked to speak, where did she go..?

“But-”

Before you could finish the reindeer already had your hand. There was that look again that made it hard for you to say no..you could feel the rest of the crew watching..

“Come on Y/N!!”

End of chapter 2~

A/N: OMG IM SO SORRYYY this took so much longer than expected guys :(( but I still will be posting again I promise!! Ideally tried to make this log but like quick to read at the same time! I’m so sorry that I’m super duper late but it’s only because I try to make these chapters long and good to read, I’ll still be posting a story request today so stay tuned! I hope you liked this!!

Goodbye my pretty petals 💖🌸🫶🏼