Phil Lester

phil lester

I made this friend who likes to party and I love her but she is being so patronising because I'm a bit quiet and don't go out too much like girl I'm sorry I'm a nerd you have to make more nightlife friends and not make it my problem 💀💀 like I can handle a drink and love a dance and stuff it's just not my top priority rnnn

One thing I truly love about Mabel is that she is completely genuine and sincere weird little girl representation. She has a morbid sense of humour. She grew up with a horrifying plush bear called Bear-O and literally everybody hated him. Her prized possession is a pig whom she won at a carnival, claiming to be a witch while doing so. Her initial design for a wax figure was a fairy princess horse fairy princess. She punched a unicorn. She draws portraits of her friends on cats and sells them for a profit. Her dream boyfriend is a Bill and Ted clone who has a masters in law. She's scared of stop motion. Her uncle didn't like colours so she hatched a plan with her friends to blind him. When her uncle offered her a free gift from his shop, she took a grappling hook without even considering any other option. One time she said the sentence "it's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids." No one is doing it like her

Hootsie as Moo Deng pictures cause I love them both dearly

ah yes, the two genders:

man and bath

My new dating bio