Okay Fuck It If This Post Reaches 666k Notes By The End Of 2023 I'll Practise Basic Self Care

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Dale would be a dragon tamer.

It’s not like he’s super brave or fearless or anything he’s just been through so much shit keeping Fablehaven up and running that his brain just goes “well damn I guess this is happening now” and he just gives the dragon a wave and continues chopping wood or whatever.

Everyone else just kind of stares at him in horror and shock as he sits there making pleasant conversation with a literal dragon.

it's okay thorin, love will find a way.

Same men, different fonts

Posting this at 3:30 am cause I can’t sleeeeep—-

Happy 1st Anniversary CtM!! 🎉🎉🎉 I’m not even being hyperbolic when I say this game changed my life. Because of this game, I started my first webcomic, I met my best friend, and so many other wonderful people I would now consider my family, I’m starting my freelance art career (very slowly, but we’re getting there,) and I managed to keep my sanity in tact over this pandemic 😅 I was in a really fragile place mentally when I started this journey, quarantine was seriously taking it’s toll, but because of one small test animation to see how easy it would be to animate Henry falling out of a portal I made last September, things are really looking up for me—- I’m so happy to be a part of this amazing community. Thank you all for being here for me, and thank you to Puffballs United for making this all possible in the first place. Here’s a giant poster of a piece to try and show my gratitude ^^

Endings, in order of appearance, top to bottom, left to right:

Revenged, Pardoned Pals, Special BROvert Ops, Toppat Recruits, Free Man, Toppat 4 Life, Toppat King, Capital Gains, Cleaned ‘Em Out, Jewel Baron, Little Nest Egg, Master Bounty Hunter, Stickmin Space Resort, Valiant Hero, Triple Threat, and Toppat Civil Warfare.

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