I Have No Evidence To Support This, But Im 1000% Sure That Rogues Companion Was Jack

I have no evidence to support this, but I’m 1000% sure that Rogue’s companion was Jack

Can God create an arcade game so difficult that She could not beat it?

Mr Gaiman if all the Good Omens (TV) characters were at an arcade and all tried that machine where you put a coin in, a punching bag drops down, and you punch it as hard as you can, who would get the highest score?

God.

I love these!

Top 5 Painland headcanons please!?

Edwin's fucking lucky that he doesn't need to sleep because he would have screaming Hell nightmares. Like we see in 1x4, he does have specific triggers like dolls. Mazes (especially corn mazes or hedge mazes) and spiders probably also are triggers. Over the years Charles comes to understand what these triggers are even when he isn't sure of the specifics behind the traumatic experience. He goes out of his way to make sure Edwin avoids them - killing spiders, cleaning up messes, etc before Edwin sees them.

Charles likes to bring home random ass toys that he finds at stores. He's brought back a Mr Potato Head, a Furby, a Tamagotchi - you name it. With the exception of a super ball science kit, Edwin thinks the toys are really dumb, but he likes getting them secretly because Charles is so enthusiastic about them. (Follow my 'Dead Boys & Useless Toys' series on Ao3 if this interests you!)

Charles buys Edwin puzzle books as well as stim toys. (Meaning, he takes the items off the shelf and leaves money in their place.) He brings them back to the Agency and Edwin always appreciates it. His favorites are Sudoku puzzles and a colorful little fidget spinner Charles got from the dollar store. His least favorites are crossword puzzles because he is unaware of pop culture references, but Charles helps him out and it's fun.

They play chess when they don't have any open cases. Frequently.

They take one week off per year where they don't take any cases. They use this time to rest and spend time together. Sometimes they mirror travel to new places that they always wanted to go when they were alive. They don't sleep, so they can sightsee all day and move onto the next place.

Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who thinks Down Bad is about the doctor and Rose Tyler

I feel like nobody talks about how long Edwin was in Hell, so I made this graph to show it visually. Each box is one decade

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. Lately I’ve been dressing for one specific fictional character