Mortemoriginal - Random Stuff

some reminders to all my fellow trans dudes

you don’t have to lose weight in order to look more masculine. your curves are beautiful and very manly.

your binder does get you flat enough. i know you probably hear this a lot but don’t ever wear two of them! it can really damage your body.

not wanting to go through any surgical procedures doesn’t make you any less trans.

your body is a boy’s body. no matter what it looks like.

you’re not trying to be a boy. you don’t want to be a boy. you are a boy!

“trans” is only an adjective. being a transgender boy doesn’t make you any less of a boy.

Nice

I cheer though does that count

Gay culture is trying to suppress the smirk/smile when a WLW or MLM kiss on screen and your parents are in the room

If you ever feel like you must be the most unobservant person in the world, remember: I once spent half a year failing to notice that my new favourite restaurant was a money-laundering front for the Ukrainian mafia.

(I didn’t think anything of it at the time, but in retrospect, the fact that it was always dead no matter the time of day - I think the busiest I ever saw it was five people, myself included - well, that should have been a tipoff. Also, the waitstaff kept calling me “Mr. Prokopetz”, which I had assumed was just part of the restaurant’s gimmick, but given that “Prokopetz” is a Ukrainian surname, I’m now force to wonder whether they’d thought I was, you know, in the business. I just liked the pierogi!)

What the hell, that's fucking horrible, 😢

an open letter to those who are sharing dan and phil’s address

if dan and phil start getting distant from us all again like you know when then you only have yourselves to blame. how is it so difficult for you to be a decent fucking human being and not broadcast their address?? or fucking STALK THEM AT SAID ADDRESS? seriously this fandom deserves the bad reputation it has because this shit still happening in near enough 2018 is unforgivable. dan and phil give us so much and have opened up so much on-camera to us over the years and you’re compromising that just for the sake of what, retweets and notes? fucking get over yourselves. grow up.