Moose-mousse - Electronic Moose

So probably this is old news for most of us on Tumblr, but binary gender is deprecated:

Meandering thoughts.... part 2

Remember. Tech companies being competent, is a myth. Companies are teenagers showing up for a presentation in history class still drunk from an all night kegger, just making up whatever stories they make up on the spot… except everyone in the class will lose their income, and have their life stability ripped away from them if they don't tell the company that they are absolutely right and are getting a A+.

They have no idea what they are doing. Everyone just pretends they do.

Here is a good way to think about it:

600 million years ago, life changed forms from single celled life, to multicellular life. Because there are niches those lifeforms can fill that single celled life cannot. They are able to do things single cells simply cannot.

But it took a long time because there are many steps you have to go though before you can be multicellular. One of which is instead of doing cellular division as fast as you can, you can slow it down in response to situations. Like "If there is not enough food around, slow down so we can survive on much less food, rather than dying while trying to divide".

Otherwise, when you try to get specialized cells to do different things, they will grow at different rates and essentially… be a creature born with cancer that kills it.

Most likely, failures happened many many many times before multicellular life managed a form that could work. Many of these failures would be a multicellular life form happening… and then dying out a few minutes later from cancer.

Multicellular life became more and more complex.

After a while, big creatures like ants had evolved. These are doing the same trick that the single cells did to turn to multicellular.

They had evolved everything needed for cooperation, creatures that each had a special function.

There are several ways to do this, ants certainly have a good way, since 20% of all biomass is ants… But it lacks… flexibility. Ants can often control how many worker ants vs soldier ants are created, and so the colony can adapt to situations… But only if the tools needed for the situation is one is have evolved to handle…

A more flexible ways, is what the Homo genus have done. We could call it "society". More than a tribe.

Now, it have very much allowed the Homo lifeforms to fill a new niche… but since it is SUPER recent, a lot of it is still… bad. But every-time evolution finds a new niece, it evolves FAST for a while.

Like, imagine a cell that inside 50 generations had evolved into more than 10-25 different lifeforms. We would most certainly describe that cell as "Mutating disturbingly fast". That is about how fast human ways of of structuring ourselves change.

Like there is no 1 way to measure when a new society starts existing or stops existing…. But most do NOT last a long time. Ways of organizing humans change and switch and mutate, evolve, die and gets invented all the time. First ones was very location locked. Countries in different forms. And only in the last 500 years did they finally evolve up to "Half decent" where we did not have stupid systems like feudalism, where we had to have massive civil wars ever-time people disagreed about who should inherit the throne, and if a single king was an idiot, the country just collapsed.

Now we have a new weird organization. More flexible than countries, who are so tied in with where they are. Corporations.

They are VERY young. And so, like always when evolution have a new niece… very shit.

Corporations grow huge, with no thought for "Why should we become bigger and more powerful", become powerful and force everyone else to accept it, even if it does shitty things to become powerful. It then have no need to make good products. Which is good. Because that is hard. They can just go "We are Microsoft/Monsanto/whatever. You will take whatever we give you, and smile" They are cancer. Growing until it kills its hosts ( Countries ), or gets removed.

My boss: "So Moose, can you use the release toolchain to generate me a .hex file to run tests on?"

Moose, after several hours of trying: "No.

I mean it is theoretically possible... I JUST need to change the correct variables... but since our toolchain is an excel spreadsheet with buttons that activates visual basic macroes that calls chains of .bat scripts, which works with Rensas compilers and... Ruby... for some reason... and have 0 documentation...I have no freaking clue what anything does or where I need to change what..."

So... I finished my first task at my new job today! First one after I finished Uni!

Which was to write the software for a sensor that is going into at least 150,000 pumps over the next year... Alone...

It is being tested by... me

And i have recieved a full 1 hour intro to all the material, including the protocols, codebase, arcitecture and the task itself...

Which is good because there is no documentation for these things ... nor is the compiler supported... and since the MCU reaches end of life in 2 years and was never popular, there is 0 examples to work with online.

I can highly recommend working for insane people, it gives you a LOT of interesting work

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)