Allow Me To Take A Few Seconds Of Your Time So I Can Talk About My Fundy Aging System

allow me to take a few seconds of your time so i can talk about my fundy aging system

similar to irl canines (link thingy for science), fundy ages rapidly during the earliest years of his life, i.e. childhood and early teenage years. once he reaches around 14-15, things start to slow down a bit. by 19, he's aging at rates that line up pretty nicely with that of a normal human. at some point in his 20s, his age rate actually slows in comparison to that of a human's, and it just gets slower from there (what? an excuse to give fundy an extended lifespan? you're crazy). and none of this is even getting into the wild thing that is his brain chemistry, dna, mental age, how his heritage ties into all of this..

intro shits

hello! just a small little "about me" page that i'll probably add onto later

minor, so don't be weird

c!fundy has my soul in a constant chokehold

so many fandoms

mostly post dsmp content

i do not control the hyperfixation it controls me

writer, reader, and artist

aroace :]

genderfluid, any pronouns besides it/its are okay but he/they are preferred rn

do not support cc!will gold, supporters dni

i may be on the ninjago grind rn but STILL GOTTA UPDATE FUNDY FIC

i've gotten an influx of donation asks, so here's a masterpost of them all (just would like to say these are just asks i've received, i do not know if they are all legitimate)

lina-gaza

Please don't ignore me

Hello, I'm Lina from Gaza🇵🇸🍉. I'm part of a family of 8. I'm married with two young children. We've been bombed, besieged, and starved. Sadly, I've lost many of my family members❗ and I can't afford to lose any more. With a heavy heart, I'm asking you to help me spread my campaign. Please, what I'm asking is too much. Can you write a post about my story and share it with your friends? I desperately need your support. My father and brother were injured in the bombing and are in critical condition. They need to travel for treatment. I need your support. The genocide is still going on

You are my only hope for survival.

Campaign verified by ana-bananya

mahmoudayyad

Hello dear friends! ❤🤍🖤💚

🍉I am Mahmoud Ayyad, a Palestinian from the besieged and destroyed Gaza 😭😭, coming from an extended family of young children, women and elderly people ❤❤ who have been suffering😭😭 for 300 difficult days from an aggressive war.

Our lives are harsh because we lack all the basic necessities of life. Everything has become scarce and unattainable. There is no food, no water, no medicine.

So, I ask you to help me keep my family safe and alive, especially after we had lost all our sources of livelihood.Please do not leave my family to struggle and suffer these difficult days alone. You can support my campaign by donating whatever you can or by sharing my posts to reach others who can help us survive the war to safety and peace. You are helping the lives of many people with your small contribution. Every donation makes a difference in our very difficult lives. But this is a legitimate campaign and has been checked by 90-ghost.

https://gofund.me/31c5cbe3

zainsami

Hello my friend 👋,🇵🇸❤️🖤🤍💚

My name is Sami from Gaza. My family has been displaced since October 7th due to the difficult circumstances we are facing. We are struggling to adapt to the current situation, and we need your support to reach our first goal of raising 1000 euros as quickly as possible.

Your support so far has been a source of strength for us, and we would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for every contribution you've made.

We kindly ask you to continue supporting us, whether by sharing our message or donating.Thank you very much.🙏💖

https://gofund.me/107a8322

ameerakhaled

Hi everyone

If u don’t know me I’m smeer live north of Gaza my son study medicine in Egypt

First I want to thank everyone who share and donate for my son’s fundraising

Plz keep supporting my son

Now we reach 900 Aud its about 600 $ our goal is 7000 $

We can do it

gofundme.com

Donate to Help Mohamad in his medical studies & evacuation, organized by Uthman Khodair

❗️Note: the currency is Australian dollar (AUD). The exchange rate is… Uthman Khodair needs your support for Help Mohamad in his medical st

Can we reach 1000$ it's about 1500 Aud

fattmawurd I'm tired and in a state of despair. I don't sleep and I post all day and the campaign has no donations. Help me reach a quarter of the goal. We need money so we can live. You are our hope. The rest of us need $815 to reach 9k. gofund.me/6a6be4ab

mahmodsy

Hello, my dear friend 🌟

I am Mahmoud Jihad from Gaza, currently living in a flimsy tent after my home and university were completely destroyed, along with my PC and my city. I was studying Information Technology while caring for my sick father and siblings, but now all my hopes seem shattered. 😢

As we face this devastating crisis, I am raising funds to help my family escape from Gaza and to continue my studies abroad 🎓. Every day is a struggle, and your support can make a significant difference in our lives ❤️.

My GoFundMe campaign has been verified by @beesandwatermelons ✅ #190.

Please consider sharing, liking, commenting, or donating, even a small amount 🙏.

Your help could be the turning point that saves my family and helps us survive in this harsh and relentless war 😔.

GoFundMe link: https://gofund.me/463cbf01

Thank you from the bottom of my heart! 🌹

karamrafeek

Hello everyone, I'm Karam Al Nabih from Gaza. My home, dreams, and university have been destroyed by the war. I'm a software engineer in my final semester, and I'm urgently seeking your support to rebuild my life and help my sick mother.

Please consider donating, even a small amount like 10 or 15 euros, as every contribution makes a difference. If you can't donate, please share my story to help me reach my goal. Your support means the world to me.

Donate here: https://gofund.me/7c433301

Thank you so much! 🙏❤️

everyone is fr sleeping on the canon dsmp timeline and the canon dsmp world being.. well canon

an isolated society running extremely fast-paced due to its separation from the outside world, with events that would typically take years irl only taking mere weeks? the idea of respawning and killing mobs? experience gaining and crafting and building and inventories? going back to the whole isolated society thing, how having such low numbers translates to what's considered large-scale operations being pathetically small in comparison to those we're familiar with?

the different directions you can take it is actually super cool (never knowing if the life you just lost is canon or not, being able to summon items in and out of your hands as an accepted part of reality, etc. list of possibilities are endless) and i wish more people took the time to write about them.

in canon, apollo invented the honey, he gay meme. not only is this one of the most meta things across the entire franchise, the way he phrases it makes it sound like in the pjo verse, the meme actually went viral. apollo is canonically a fucking memelord and i could not be happier