Carry Yourself With The Confidence Of A Mediocre White Man.

“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

— The Love Hypothesis

what more can i say? you’re my —

There is something about listening to your favorite artists' music on a long car ride that makes you appreciate it more

I’m now a Thanos sympathizer because if I looked like a purple nut sack and my brother looked like fucking Harry Styles and was telling me to treat people with kindness, I’d snap half the universe too.

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