SM: Who Wants To Be Apart Of The New Subunit???

SM: Who wants to be apart of the new subunit???

22 Members: raises hands

SM looking at mark like.....

Lmaooo I seen this picture and had too poor Mark he’s already in the Avengers, Justice league, Jem and the Holograms, The Cheetah Girls and Just became the Colossal Titan mans never gets a break

😅🤣😂🥲

Sicheng really just spellchecked him like that I-

Your cat leaves half-dead mice around your house and it’s becoming a chore disposing them. Unknown to you, a secret society of hitcats considers you the best cleaner of murder scenes. You ask no questions and take no payments. One day, a mouse squeaks the name of your cat before dying.

*SM PR staff having a meeting*

Sooman: We need new ideas for NCT's YouTube. Wild ideas. We need to take what the fans like and bring it completely overboard.

Staff: Yes sir very good sir.

Sooman: Now, what do the fans like?

Staff: They've been enjoying Johnny's hoe phase sir.

Sooman: Perfect.

Staff: We're giving him more solo dance stages?

Sooman: No we're sending him to pole dancing class.