If You Tag Me In A Chain Post And I Dont Do It Its Not Because I Hate You Its Because I Am Very Lazy.

if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.

знайшов як редагувати сторінку. досі не їбу як працюють блоги

type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

lol

based off how you can make a full head mask out of a Qi fruit and put it on the children…

id love an arc where your spouse thinks you’re cheating on them bc you visit mr qi a lot for his challenges and its this build up of suspicion.

they see you talk about this elusive mr qi with the wizard and they begin to grow jealous. as the farmer, there are already parts of yourself that you don’t share with them. you have forest magic, you fight monsters, you can teleport from the desert directly back to your house. you’re special.

and only mr qi knows that.

eventually your spouse confronts you and gets angry. and then you’re standing there bc how can you explain the weirdness of the valley with them.

you try to explain but they’re like No. they eventually demand to meet the man himself and ur like aw man.

you go to ginger island, you ask mr qi if it’s okay for a regular person to meet them, you explain your situation. he laughs at u, but he’s okay with meeting ur spouse.

your spouse opens the door and sees this middle aged blue man and realize….okay yeah this valley is suspicious.

oh my god okay

1. current are: stardew valley elliott, mr. qi and the spine from steam powered giraffe. there are much more, obviously.

2. lighter for efficiency, matches for the soul

3. its too cold.

4. i.. have no idea tbh. i will accept existence of unidentified cryptic ass if scared enough irl

5. green-ish

6. im not going back to jail

7. hair-ties 100%.

8. one that i dont use for some reason and ginormous cup for water.

9. hot, although im cool with both

10. yes please

11. going on walks in the middle of nowhere staring at water and picking random things from silt. i consider this as extracurricular activity

12. a day off. we be chillin

13. im having my breakfast while doing this asks

14. absolutely, who doesnt?

15. yes, to a crocheted green among us plushie

16. no and im not going to🔥🔥 i hate cars

17. im a bit nearsighted but not enough to have a prescription

18. random. mb color saving shampoos if i have my hair freshly died (gotta do that btw)

19. sure, cmere

20. only soda

21. gender issues 🥁 if were talking material possessions, i have no idea. i havent been home for two years and i hardly remember things for that long

22. sneering (friendly way)

23. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

24. smoking (optionally) and looking down at buildings, maybe a quiet conversation

25. nah. sometimes?

26. my oc interactions, same over and over

27. like.. 9? its a day off.

28. nah

29. temperature in our shower never rises hot enough for my liking. zeph says he gets burned there frequently🙄

30. a ginormous water cup.

31. depends. rusty lake ost, if i got the question right?

32. theyre all mid

33. i dont remember any exciting events in the last time. that is if youre not considering as adventure accidentally volunteering to teach a preschool kid how to read while having zero educational experience

34. (almost every word that is) brass goggles by spg. go, spine, go also by spg. a bunch of zwyntar songs (god i LOVE zwyntar everybody immediately listen to zwyntar). perhaps more

35. GMT +2

36. almost never, wich i kinda regret at this point

37. the closest i have is 6 years i think

38. yes please

39. i try to and forget on regular

40. not yet

41. black, no sugar. add milk on occasions

42. sadly enough, twitter. there is still a bunch of fellas of mine

43. yes please!

44. elon musk /gen

45. vaguely

46. uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh

47. compliments on my friends artwork

48. 14 lol💀 eastern european shenanigans

49. no :(

50. i guess? dont expect me to always answer though

not tagging anyone just take it if you wish

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?