I Feel Like Creation Of A Qi Fruit Is Just A Giant Joke And Its Only Purpose Is To Mess With Everyone

i feel like creation of a qi fruit is just a giant joke and its only purpose is to mess with everyone and farmer specifically. idk, maybe he has/had before some other farmers who needed a challenge "grow 9999 of whatever in a span of 3 days". maybe he and grandpa (if we consider them friends) set a goal back in the days to create stupidest crop imaginable

personally i would have made him say something like "this is my finest creation so far" and refuse to elaborate further. i think it would make him an effort to not crack up laughing while saying it

so I'm working on my mr. qi expansion mod (still not sure what I'll call it) and I'm working on commentary for each of the different Qi Challenges but I have NO IDEA what to have him say for the fucking qi fruit.

like, dude, are they supposed to look like you? they don't. they sell for a single gold. how do they have sunglasses? are they genetically-engineered? could you at least have made them taste good? are they magical? do you sneak out to the fields every night and draw the sunglasses on them yourself? why are they grown from beans yet turn into melons? how do they grow so damn fast? when the challenge ends, do you personally steal all of the remaining beans from my chests and inventory? why do you need 500 of them?

and why do some of the villagers like them as gifts?? demetrius i understand, he'd want to study them, and robin would like them to give to her husband. elliot, leah, and linus would find them interesting, harvey would be curious about the health effects, but jodi and kent?? pam??? shane??? what are they going to do with a qi fruit? fuckin slice that shit and eat it like cantaloupe?

I don't even know where to start with answering any of these questions. and I'm not sure I want to.

I know I said I'd stop posting about the summit cutscene but only a fool would trust me also blood warning? I guess? Not a lot

mr qi canonically has a very round face with round cheeks and a wide nose and yet a LOT of the fanart of him makes him a skinny bitch with a long pointy face and a sloped little nose??

so back in march i drew yhe blue canary but since i got one of my own in december i decided to draw it again the other day (old one & new reference under the cut)

TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as: