Adrien: Sometimes I'll Wake Up In The Morning

Adrien: sometimes I'll wake up in the morning

Adrien: And I'll be looking at her in the early light while she's still asleep

Adrien: And I'll drag this shoelace across her face, and I'll yell

Adrien: MARI WAKE UP THERES A BUG ON YOUR FACE

Adrien: and she wakes up screaming <3

*early s5*

Ladybug: We need a diversion. I say you should get naked

Chat Noir: What? No

Ladybug: I could get naked?

Chat Noir: What? No! What’s wrong with you these days, Ladybug?

Ladybug: WHAT HAPPENED TO "MY LADY"!?

Ladybug: *sobs in despair*

Felix: I made tea

Adrien: I don’t want tea

Felix: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Adrien: Then why are you telling me?

Felix: It is a conversation starter

Adrien: That’s a horrible conversation starter

Felix: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

*season 5*

Adrien, *walking in cheerfully*: So what’s for dinner, Dad?

Gabriel, *staring at the pancakes that are as black as his cataclysmed arm*: Regret

Carapace: What's your greatest fear?

Chat Noir: Being abandoned

Carapace: ...

Carapace: That's pretty deep, dude

Carapace: Mine is the Kool-Aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now...

If glaciator went another way