There's A Dark Timeline Out There Where Tumblr Fanfic Writers Are Considered Influencers And Get Sponsorships,

there's a dark timeline out there where tumblr fanfic writers are considered influencers and get sponsorships, and during kinktober, the horniest fanfics drop and all your fave bloggers are doing "day 1 - toys" and they're including a paragraph that loosely goes something like

i think ill feel better after eating someone out

too tired and also my stomach hurts why does life hate me

i need to go home and wank it

you tell your girlfriend you're into degradation and she nods and says she's willing to try that. later that night, she ties you up and gropes you some before stopping pouring a bucket of water on you. she does this repeatedly while you are stunned into silence. you manage to ask her what she's doing and she looks at you confused saying that she's trying to erode you

good morning only to angels that woke up craving a thick, warm cock to suck on