An Unhelpful Guide To Nct 2018!!

an unhelpful guide to nct 2018!! 

shit nct says: renjun ver. ♡ happy birthday to the sweetest boy with the sharpest tongue! we love you, renjun ♡

NCT FOREVER

all i do is cry and watch vine compilations and think about nct like i’m deadass a vegetable

jisung: *the clock hits midnight and he turns 18*

renjun, pulling up outside the dreamies rooms and getting his pool noodle and vlive ready: alright hoes, dress spicy and get on the fukin roof

nct as things said by my friends (pt.ii)

taeil: why does my cat smell like jam donuts?

johnny: [accidently deep throats a pasta fork]

taeyong: who’s that? because he makes me think i’m a bisexual.

yuta: my child will be one risen from the ashes of my enemies.

kun: i didn’t want to talk about excrements at nine o’clock on a friday morning, but here i am.

doyoung: [on a plane] i have to sit in a floating tin can for two and half hours with him.

ten: i wouldn’t recommend the hotel soap, guys. it makes you sticky, and not in the good way.

jaehyun: it took me 16 years to realize american wasn’t a language.

winwin: you’re blind now, but watch, in a few years i will be the supreme leader.

jungwoo: i sneeze gold, fuckers.

lucas: i’m wearing all black for prom. who’s funeral is it, you ask? my own. say goodbye to my past self. someone dangerous is coming.

mark: does a dui count if i was high on cheetos?

renjun: i’d drop you all if i weren’t also such a loser.

jeno: you all know i only sound smart because i recite what i hear on criminal minds!

haechan: yeah, you can have my number. it’s 0-800-fuck you.

jaemin: he asked me, “what’s one cat plus two cat?” and i said, “there’s a cat!?”

chenle: the real question is: fellas, is it straight?

jisung: here’s the plan, i push you down the stairs–