(his Smile :] Makes Me Laugh)

(his smile :] makes me laugh)

I could take AM, just not in a fight : )

seriously though the cunt he serves is INSANE, smoochable little guy. (>3<)

"Hmm, can you, now? I bet you'd like to test that out, wouldn't you, darling?"

// bro is majestic ngl. also no, do not smooch it, cold and sharps.. //

got nothing today guys sorry 🐾

Even leaving aside the obvious ship bait here, this is one of the best examples of character comedy Hoyo has posted in a long time.

The fact that Jade sends Aventurine a bunch of rocks just knowing that his incredible luck will allow him to suss out, without even cutting the stones, exactly which ones are worth processing is funny as hell.

The fact that Aventurine is actually able to answer and picks out the rocks that contain high value jade without hesitation is absolutely hilarious.

Bro is out here using his blessing from a goddess to play blind-box prize games. This is like finding out X-Men's Professor X uses his telepathy to order pizza.

Do you think people ever call Aventurine like "Hey man, is my new relationship going to work out?"

And Aventurine's just over here as the divination champion of Pier Point going "Signs point to no, friend. The vibes are just rancid. Abandon ship ASAP."

And then he trips over his catcake and eats shit because he didn't see it coming.

I'm bout to go broke for this woman

Honkai: Star Rail | Character Preview: Jade

Oh wow! I posted my writing!

People I know, in my family!

My siblings!

Glitch: She's my twin sister, with a fun ability of connection! She's found a way to manipulate this ability and the code of reality with the help of our older brother. You may see her appear in asks sometimes!

Yeah me. Some of y'all on Tumblr are very interesting. - Glitch

Nexus Tyna: My older sister, and the bringer of finality and illusion. She's very kind once you get to know her, despite the anger she can pose when you upset her wife Mariana. I don't know a lot about her and how she grew up, she won't talk about it.. and she keeps apologizing to me

Levi "Citiz" Dei: My older brother! He's the bringer or presience. He's very smart yet serious, somehow also very gentle with my kids. He also acts really old... But I guess he is. He likes to tell me folk tales from long ago, before I was awoken.

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My kiddos!

Zero Snowblind: The oldest kid, she's an android that [redacted] created a long time ago. Her awareness was coded by me and Glitch. She is possessed by a soul that was once my oldest child, Candy. Candy died when she was 14 from cancer. Zero is the dark side of Karma (that's what she wants to be called anyway. She's just apart of the original Eternality soul). Her wife is lovely!

Ash Dei: The second oldest, and Prince of hell. (Although he prefers to just be called second oldest of the Dei kids). He is the bringer of eternal judgement, and one of my tamest kids. He likes to read a lot, and is extremely smart.

Zelene/Squish Dei: The middle child, if you will. They are the bringer of eternal rebirth! Which is why they appear to have two names. Zelene is what they were originally named, but after their first rebirth, they named themself Squish! One of the most energetic and good hearted angels you'll ever meet. They do like to play pranks though.

Nix and Nax Dei: The twins I adopted a while ago! They are two very capable 12 year olds, who really love to cook. They go everywhere together, and cook almost all the food in the house. (They don't have many abilities as far as I know.)

Harper Dei: My second youngest daughter. She is mute, and speaks in American and Japanese sign language. Harper is about 6 years old... She is my world and I love her dearly.

Xei Dei: ... I miss you every day. I'm sorry I couldn't save you. One day I will be strong enough to bring you home once more.

No need! Just curious! :]

Lewis! Have you always lived at this building, or did you move here? If so, do you miss anyone from your old building?

[He paused... Shuddering slightly. ]

Uh... Well I used to live with my family, till I turned 18. Then I left and went to a different apartment... Then around half a year later I arrived here. I kind of miss a few people from that old apartment... Especially Jen and Christopher ... Haha. I think I have an old photo of them somewhere in my apartment...? Do you want me to look?