Midnightshadow3 - Lalaisdeadinside

tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Wait, do I count as a disabled person if I need glasses to see 24/7 ? I've always been told that "it's not a disability, it's just how it is" and "you wearing glasses doesn't mean you're disabled" and I always look at them like "I can't fucking see more than 30 centimetrs in front of me that aren't smuged and blurred without glasses"

I'm sorry but does 'the first' indicate there were more?