Bro Has Trauma

Bro has trauma

how to grow the fuck up

…I shouldn’t dread exercise classes/sports practices nearly as much as I do

I know we’re all feeling a bit heavy at the moment about cancellation.

I present to you, the Blue Cushion of Sadness

Please feel free to add to your blanket fort/cuddle as needed.

Inspired by this post by @piratecaptainscaptainpirates and @catbells-and-summerlinens

lil guy

Summer goals:

1. Take karate classes so I can become fucking JACKED and beat my crush in an arm wrestling competition when I get back in the fall (*evil cackle*)

2. Finally learn how to make a proper espresso drink so I can live out my cool queer tattooed barista dreams (steaming milk scares me but who cares about a few burns pshaw)

3. DRAW! A LOT! I must practice and prove that I am the amazing artist that I know I am. I’m going to post sooo much art you guys. You won’t even believe it. I’m finally going to force myself to learn how to do light and shadows and color theory and digital art. (Insert training montage but it’s just me sitting in the same spot until 4am drawing hunched over on my bed)

4. Pet my cat.

5. Play nitw for the 6th time. (And possibly 7th. And 8th.)

6. Pet my little sibling that has missed me while I’ve been away. (And play with them ig)

7. Become a vigilante

8. Read and gaze lovingly at all the graphic novels at every library and bookstore in my town and surrounding towns

9. Sleep

10. Become a dancing queen

11. Befriend a selkie (I live near the ocean)

12. Ren faire (Even though there are none during the summer where I live :))