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happy Thursday the 20th
happy Thursday the 20th
first real day in tennessee! here's some pics i've taken :3
If anyone is protesting today, here’s a way to make a balaclava mask with a T Shirt. Don’t forget your shades.
Reminder that it really doesn’t matter what ways you’re marginalized, if you’re not black you’re just as capable of anti blackness as white cishet people. No amount of “but I’m gay!”, “but I’m trans!”, or “but I’m not white!” changes that.
And being neurodiverse/disabled isn’t an excuse for anti blackness either.
alleycat gives unsolicited advice
People aren’t out protesting to be waitresses and hairdressers again. People are out demanding that their waitresses and hairdressers go back to work. The idea is to force the service industry to serve them despite the risk to the servers.
If you have ever wondered what modern white america would think about slavery today consider the white women yelling and screaming because no one will die to do their frosted bangs. They feel every bit as entitled to own the lives of others as they did 150 years ago.
DO 👏 NOT 👏 SIT 👏 THE 👏 2020 👏 ELECTION 👏 OUT 👏 JUST 👏 CAUSE 👏 YOU 👏 DON’T 👏 LIKE 👏 BIDEN 👏
“Feel free to dress slutty at my funeral. It’s what I would’ve wanted.”
— Howl
Best of Howl Pendragon:
“You’re a dreadfully nosy, horribly bossy, appallingly clean old woman. Control yourself. You’re victimizing us all. (…) You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want.”
“I feel ill,” he announced. “I’m going to bed, where I may die.” He tottered piteously to the stairs. “Bury me beside Mrs. Pentstemmon.”
Howl’s voice was presently heard shouting weakly, “Help me, someone! I’m dying from neglect up here!”
“I’m dying of boredom,” Howl said pathetically. “Or maybe just dying.”
“I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.” He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him. “What a lie that was!” Howl remarked as he walked into the wall. “My shining dishonesty will be the salvation of me.”
“Typical!” he said to Sophie. “I break my neck trying to get here, and I find you peacefully tidying up!”
Best of Sophie Hatter:
“The rule was: Lose your temper, lose a customer. She had just proven that rule. It troubled her to realize how very enjoyable it had been.”
“At this, Sophie said a word she had learned from Martha, that neither old ladies nor young girls are supposed to know.”
“In the middle of the night Sophie was woken by someone snoring. She jumped upright, rather irritated to discover that she was the one who had been snoring.”
“There was no trace of the green-slime mood, now things were going Howl’s way, Sophie noticed. She wanted to slap him.”
“Sophie levered herself up, wondering if she was meant to kiss this hand or not. But since she felt more like raising her stick and beating the King over the head with it, she shook the King’s hand and gave a creaking little curtsy.”
“I feel like killing something!”
“You’ve no right to walk into people’s castles and take their guitars.”
”I think her age has caught up with her! she thought. She’s crazy!”
Both:
“Aches and pains troubling you?” he said. “Or has something annoyed you?” “Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?” Howl laughed. “I apologize.”
“Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.” “Are you off to the iceberg today?” Sophie retorted.”
“I’ll make some hot buttered toast,” she said. “Is that all you can do in the face of tragedy??” Howl asked. “Make toast!”
“I’ve got a hangover!” “No, you hit your head on the floor,” Sophie said.
Howl said, “I think we ought to live happily ever after,” and she though he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal more eventful than any story made it sound, thought she was determined to try. “It should be hair-raising,” added Howl. “And you’ll exploit me,” Sophie said. “And then you’ll cut up all my suits to teach me,” said Howl.
93% Stardust, Nikita Gill
i really wanted to do so much more with this, so there may be a follow up comic later if i feel up for it. i love the ipre crew.
happy Thursday the 20th
You people are insane. I’m going to Arby’s.
Takemi: We had to remove your colon
Akira why
FSN Cast as Onion Headlines
Saber: Area Woman Not Listened To Again
Archer: Man Who Thought He Lost All Hope Loses Last Bit Of Additional Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had
Lancer: Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet
Caster: Stone-hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point
Assassin: Fucking Loser At A Movie All By Himself
Rider: Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair
Shirou: ‘I Am Under 18’ Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet
Illyasviel: Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day
Rin: Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs
Shinji: Man Thinks People Care Enough About Him To Be Let Down By His Failures
Sakura: Woman Has Few Enough Friends To Consider Confiding In Sister
Kirei: Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up
Gilgamesh: Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move
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when da little furry comes out with evidence from da shredder
Reko & Alice with "True Family is always there for you"?
