Hot New Take
Hot new take
Threats are out, unsettling prophecies of dubious veracity are in. I mean like, you can threaten someone with bodily harm sure, but why would you when you can say such things as
One day your eyes will turn to pudding. Will you be ready?
Given the right incentive im quite positive that rats would eat your toenails.
Have you considered whether worms are sentient? You should.
Have you done anything to retain the rights to your spine?
Tomorrow will be a wonderful day for you. Whatever you do, don’t look behind you.
Do you know what pigeons think of you?
These will utterly baffle whomever made the error in choosing to stand in opposition to you for long enough for you to take your leave, and who knows you might just be an oracle after all. Its not like you’d know if they came true
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