Peter Parker Is Trans Btw And You Can Pry This Headcanon From My Cold Dead Hands

peter parker is trans btw and you can pry this headcanon from my cold dead hands

just kidding don’t listen to me i am literally insane /j

I want a big lizard so bad i wanna build a whole room dedicated to a big ass lizard with a waterfall and all sorts of things to climb i want to target train a lizard and most importantly i want to rub a giant lizard on the head oh so tenderly and let it know that i love it so so so much bc it is the world's perfect creature

i went on my first date yesterday. it was nice, i went with a guy i asked to hoco, and we talked for a couple hours in a park and he drove me home and i showed him my chickens. he is really cute and he really likes planes and guns and tanks and like military type stuff, and his eyes would light up when he was talking about it and i could listen to him for hours. and we made plans to go on a date in like a month too a hockey game so hopefully this turns out well

went to the movies with a guy ive been on dates with. he knows my love language is physical touch- and he wants to work on it. at the movies there was no one in the theater and he said “ill try that physical touch thing now” and really cheesy like put his arm around my shoulders. i am so glad the theater was dark because i was probably beet red. idk but i am so touch starved and it was really nice and he is so sweet

IF I CAN BE MATURE ENOUGH TO NOT BE TOTALLY BROKEN OVER MOVING ON TO NEW FRIENDS AND A NEW CHAPTER OF MY LIFE YOU SHOULD BE MATURE ENOUGH TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE PAST