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Meaty Handbag

Trans Autistic Girl who likes Coloring, Comics and other nerdy shit

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meatyhandbag
11 months ago
Jli Comic
Jli Comic
Jli Comic

jli comic

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11 months ago
Frazetta Friday!
Frazetta Friday!
Frazetta Friday!

Frazetta Friday!

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
Fogo

fogo

meatyhandbag
11 months ago

Imagining Scott and Ted having to watch as Tora brings Lobo over to their book club cause they bonded

Just the sheer adorable energy as Lobo pretends everything is totally cool with them and he totally didnt try and murder scott's wife.

Only for after the book club and they walk out, ted notices Lobo's Space-Bike and gets all nerdy about it and starts talking maintenance with Lobo and offering to tune it up a lil

And scott is just "welp. Might as well warn the missus, cause hes gonna be over for dinner one of these days"

DC Comics characters Lobo and Ice, Tora Olafsdotter, lay on their stomachs talking to one another like old friends. Tora is painting the nails on Lobo's left hand with black nail polish. A speech bubble below her has an image of a cute baby seal with big eyes. A speech bubble below Lobo shows him speaking about dolphins.

They should be friends

They Should Be Friends

They could be menaces.

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
DC Comics characters Lobo and Ice, Tora Olafsdotter, lay on their stomachs talking to one another like old friends. Tora is painting the nails on Lobo's left hand with black nail polish. A speech bubble below her has an image of a cute baby seal with big eyes. A speech bubble below Lobo shows him speaking about dolphins.

They should be friends

They Should Be Friends

They could be menaces.

meatyhandbag
11 months ago

Screw booster, ID titally wear these pants

Booster Would TOTALLY Wear These Pants
Booster Would TOTALLY Wear These Pants

Booster would TOTALLY wear these pants

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
Booster Would TOTALLY Wear These Pants
Booster Would TOTALLY Wear These Pants

Booster would TOTALLY wear these pants

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
Justice League International Color Wheel

Justice League International Color Wheel

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
If We Drew Men Like We Drew Women, And Women Like We Drew Men
If We Drew Men Like We Drew Women, And Women Like We Drew Men

If we drew men like we drew women, and women like we drew men

meatyhandbag
11 months ago

oh gawd this. i hate this so much

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

meatyhandbag
11 months ago
Been Working On A New Art Style And Redesigned Ice And Sigrid From The JLI
Been Working On A New Art Style And Redesigned Ice And Sigrid From The JLI
Been Working On A New Art Style And Redesigned Ice And Sigrid From The JLI

been working on a new art style and redesigned ice and Sigrid from the JLI

due to some choices with red eyes and eepy-eyelids, i accidentally made Tora look like a stoner, so i decided to lean into it xD


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meatyhandbag
1 year ago

i wanted to say "wow, the designs remind me of Johnny 13 and his gf from danny phantom" only to realize this IS danny phantom fanart xD

Pretty Bizarre
Pretty Bizarre
Pretty Bizarre

Pretty Bizarre

meatyhandbag
1 year ago
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1 year ago

i misread the first note and thought this was a gender-bent au of Emperor's New Groove set in victorian england or something xD

Wanted To Sketch Something Fun

wanted to sketch something fun

meatyhandbag
1 year ago
New Legislation Proposes to Take Wall Street Out of the Housing Market
nytimes.com
A bill introduced in the House and Senate would prevent hedge funds from owning single-family houses in the United States.

Holy shitballs, please do this.

"The bill would require hedge funds, defined as corporations, partnerships or real estate investment trusts that manage funds pooled from investors, to sell off all the single-family homes they own over a 10-year period, and eventually prohibit such companies from owning any single-family homes at all. During the decade-long phaseout period, the bill would impose stiff tax penalties, with the proceeds reserved for down-payment assistance for individuals looking to buy homes from corporate owners."

meatyhandbag
1 year ago

ok, but what would a 4th person pronoun even represent. Because I've seen some linguist nerds saying that because some languages differentiate between proximity or agency as pronouns, they exist as a 4th person.

What would be needed for english to make a 4th pronoun?

I keep seeing the "chat is a fourth person pronoun" post and it's getting increasingly hard to avoid starting discourse in the notes of it. chat I don't think they know what these linguistics terms they're using mean

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1 year ago
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1 year ago

I think Zuko has a lot going on his behalf. Remember, this is not a world with photography. Zuko's picture is drawn and not even printed, they likely have to hand-draw each wanted poster for him. Meaning there's all those imperfections. His only recognizeable trait is the scar over his face, and like we saw with Jet, confirmation bias can easily lead people to just assume Zuko was just a casualty of the evil fire nation. Some poor teenager whose face was burned by some fire nation soldier as he fled his home.

Especially when the city is constantly being bombarded with propaganda that the war is very far away and will not reach the city, do you think they're going to assume the guys running the tea shop are with the nation so far away?

i still can't get over the sheer AUDACITY of iroh going to ba sing se. like did it work? yes. but ONLY because the dai li was too busy following around some bald kid looking for his dog to notice him


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meatyhandbag
1 year ago

The Bible never states what type of wine Jesus said was his blood. We can surmise from the apostle skeletons walled up in his basement though that it was probably Amontillado.

meatyhandbag
1 year ago

ok… imagine a moon knight and daredevil crossover where dd has no issues fighting the invisible jackals because the dude cant see shit anyway. moon knight is like “you can see them??” and matt, not wanting to reveal his blindness but having no idea theyre invisible, is just like “yeah i can see of course i can see”

moon knight then assumes dd is an avatar of an egyptian god. bc what else? so, naturally, moon knight asks “what god do you serve?”

“jesus”

“what??”

“im catholic?”

“what???”

meatyhandbag
1 year ago

anyway all that to say that if you’re a dropout if you have shit grades if you go to an alt school and are looked down on for it if you’re in your 5th or 6th or whatever year of high school if you’re still getting your GED if you’re taking night classes if you missed out on “universal” high school experiences if you were abused by your peers (because make no mistake, that’s what bullying is) if you were expelled if you were truant every single year if you were homeschooled and got sick of the jokes if you never attended a full week if the whole world treats you like the scum of the earth all because of your high school experience or lackthereof you’re not alone. there’s so many of us that have been beaten down and broken by the school systems we’re subject to and the hostility they breed and the abusive environments they foster. some day we won’t have to be treated like objects of pity or contempt to be swept aside but until then we have each other

meatyhandbag
1 year ago

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

meatyhandbag
1 year ago
Two New Captions I Was Commissioned To Make This Week. If You Want Something Similar, These Were Both
Two New Captions I Was Commissioned To Make This Week. If You Want Something Similar, These Were Both

Two new Captions I was commissioned to make this week. If you want something similar, these were both $6.50

Hey everyone! I've got a lot of bills piling up and I could really use some spending money.

I do Captions for Commission and am a very fast writer. You can often expect a day-one delivery from me.

For my TINY Captions, which average 250 words, I charge $6.50. These can be SFW or NSFW

For my WORDY Captions, which average 500 words, I charge $10.50 for SFW and $15.50 for NSFW.

The 50c is for paypal taxes :P

You can DM me or send me an email at [email protected]. I'll give you my Paypal after we confirm what you want is something i can deliver.

Here are some examples of my previous work. You can find more on my blog if you want to take a look

Hey Everyone! I've Got A Lot Of Bills Piling Up And I Could Really Use Some Spending Money.
Hey Everyone! I've Got A Lot Of Bills Piling Up And I Could Really Use Some Spending Money.
Hey Everyone! I've Got A Lot Of Bills Piling Up And I Could Really Use Some Spending Money.
Hey Everyone! I've Got A Lot Of Bills Piling Up And I Could Really Use Some Spending Money.

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meatyhandbag
1 year ago

*on a mission*

Tony: has anyone told you today that you're doing a good job?

Steve: No

Tony: think about that

Tony: Hey Peter, has anyone told you you're doing a good job today?

Peter: *nervous* ...no

Tony: Why the hell not!? Everyone, tell Peter how great he's doing!

Bucky: ...uhhh is Stark serious?

Tony: Yes he is.