Fandom Help Me

Fandom help me

Every time I consume too much IWTV content my body feels warm and I get giggly and I start having an insane look in my eyes

What is this called? Am I on natural drugs? Anyone else experience this?

Editing after just one hour to let you all know I'm not even remotely kidding. I'm getting symptoms

This is so in character and the voice is strong I love it

daniel, wake up, my love, i’ve a most important development to share. something called kinktober has commenced, a digital ceremony of sorts. beloved, you are going to want to read these documents. they are putting your cervix through the most dastardly of situations. exquisite, is it not? these mortals— they paint their tales of our courtship in such vivid color. i’ve already made a list of their most ingenious conceptualizations we might add to our bedroom repertoire. one for each night of the month, don’t you think? to honor the traditions

“The saw trap is ready, beloved.😊”

An instinct to self-efface... Is that what makes you fascinating?

Armand says he's the artistic director of the Theatre des Vampires but in reality he's like. the entire c-suite. canonically he's doing all the bookkeeping, all the property management, and in a roundabout way making all the hiring decisions. he's the HR department too. in TVA he teaches himself accounting & modern business so that he can run the company better. calling himself artistic director is like if you were the regional manager for starbucks but you put "barista" on your resume because sometimes you make the coffee. but he puts directeur artistique on his calling cards and playbills so that he can show them to guys like Louis and be like "oui... i am just an artiste sênsitìve... all i know is cigarette and emotional volatility......... come see one of my plays monsieur"

Some people like accountability that much

I don't know how to explain it but how anyone can hate Armand is beyond me, it's beyond my brain's capacity to ever understand (and I never will), I don't trust anybody who doesn't like Armand

How to kill me:

Kill me a thousand times with this comic. Just show it to me like the banner guy shouting "TECHNOLOGY"

fuzzy socks (in case vampires feet get chilly…)